The Assyrians go later, but I gave initiative to the two bunkers, since they would have seen the attackers coming. Therefore I let them go first, but the rest of the Assyrians are later. Anyway, the hill pillbox gunners open fire.
They fire through a Space Ninja and blow a tire on the catapult car thing.
-2" to move.
One of the gunners over here freaks out and holds the trigger down, but the recoil send his shots flying over the Akkadians' heads. The other gunner does better.
These guys charge, but the catapult car thing hits a tree. The tree is no match for the giant saw blade, but now its branches blocked the view for most of the fanatics. The minigunner shoots anyway, but he doesn't hit shit.
But that crap isn't important... This is what's important!!
He gets launched 16" which is just enough to land him on the wall, but not too far. (I did a roll plus some momentum calculation from the car thing moving before he got launched.)
Piltogg concentrates and uses the unholy powers of the Oktopustika...
But he didn't do a very good job. (Bad roll, try again next turn.) Only a few animals were summoned. Two skeletons also appear.
But they did spawn in a good spot. The commandos weren't looking, so they didn't have initiative to shoot at them first. One commando gets killed by scorpions while another is eaten by the crocodile.
The other two attack back. The guy with the laser sword kills two scorpions. The lady with the SMG wounds the crocodile, but because it successfully ate a minifig it had +1 HP, so now it is just back to full health. (2 HP)
The commandos back away slowly.
Out front the Akkadians fire into the pill box. It is kindof hard to aim in there (-2 to skill) but when you have this many people shooting you're bound to hit something. Both gunners are killed.
Then the Black Knight with the Heavy Auto Cannon fires at a guard on the wall, or more accurately the section of wall that was protecting him. (Easier to hit a giant wall than an obscured target.)
The explosion damages the top of the wall, killing the soldier behind it.
Another Black Knight fires a missile.
The explosion kills two more.
Then Piltogg leaps forth and slices the wall with the Original OTC.
He slices a hole in the wall and steps inside. This small area was unoccupied.
Joe fixes the trike. In return, Polly gives him a check.
Joe tries to cash it at the bank, but an Assyrian informs him that it's being occupied by some commandos because of the battle. He tells Joe that the bankers are next to the building. Polly drives off to get some gas.
Mike: Hey, that tank was illegally parked. Let's give them a ticket. Joe: Okay let me get on the back.
Jack Davis: Okay Sanchez, what are you doing with that assault rifle. Sanchez: I have a permit, you can't stop me.
Jack: Yeah we'll see about that. Brad, go search the house. Sanchez: That's my property, you need a warrant. Brad Davis: Stuff it Sanchez. *Opens Door*
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED *Brad discovers a bunch of weapons in Sanchez's house* Brad: HOLY SHIT
Brad: Allright Sanchez, what the hell are you doing with all these guns?