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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby mgb519 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:42 am

I'd give it a shot.
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Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Natalya » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:19 am

Naw his ban expires tonight.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Bragallot » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:24 am

It's probably a good thing for him you saved him before his mom read that post.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:36 pm

Bragallot wrote:It's probably a good thing for him you saved him before his mom read that post.


I just wish somebody kept a screenshot.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Predator » Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:38 pm

IVhorseman wrote:
Bragallot wrote:It's probably a good thing for him you saved him before his mom read that post.


I just wish somebody kept a screenshot.

I 2nd that.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Natalya » Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:53 pm

Bragallot wrote:It's probably a good thing for him you saved him before his mom read that post.

OMG where have you been? I have a slot for you in my forum battle as the Inquistadores, do you want in?

And uhh yeah if his mom read that his life would have been ended.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Robot Monkey » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:54 pm

Let me guess, major beluga-style ragequit?
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby IX_Legion » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:53 pm

Aww, Silver Bullet died.

Ah well. I still was the only one through the gate.

Of course, the people who got through were immediately massacred. And nearly everyone else I had died. I guess that just comes with playing peach. I'll be sure to grab a yellow faction first.

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Re: MY FUCKING MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Keldoclock » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:12 pm

Zupponn wrote:Hey, I'm decent...
*looks down at lack of pants*
...ok I see your point. :P



Hey man, jeggings count as pants.
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Natalya » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:18 pm

Did anyone else read that as 'looks down at lack of penis' or was it just me?
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby mgb519 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:28 pm

Probably just me that DIDN'T. Or maybe a handful of others.
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Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.


That's what Hitler said,
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Zupponn » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:31 pm

Natalya wrote:Did anyone else read that as 'looks down at lack of penis' or was it just me?

Well, we know where Natalya's mind's at, even though she claims to be dapper. :warhead:
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Whiteagle » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:35 pm

Zupponn wrote:
Natalya wrote:Did anyone else read that as 'looks down at lack of penis' or was it just me?

Well, we know where Natalya's mind's at, even though she claims to be dapper. :warhead:

So Natalya is a heterosexual male?

...I WAS RIGHT!!!
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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Ham701 » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:39 pm

badagle wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
Natalya wrote:Did anyone else read that as 'looks down at lack of penis' or was it just me?

Well, we know where Natalya's mind's at, even though she claims to be dapper. :warhead:

So Natalya is a heterosexual male?

...I WAS RIGHT!!!


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Re: MY MOTHER DESTROYED THE BATTLEFIELD

Postby Natalya » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:24 pm

badagle wrote:
Zupponn wrote:
Natalya wrote:Did anyone else read that as 'looks down at lack of penis' or was it just me?

Well, we know where Natalya's mind's at, even though she claims to be dapper. :warhead:

So Natalya is a heterosexual male?

...I WAS RIGHT!!!


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