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A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:02 pm
by Bragallot
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"Dracarys!"

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The dragons use fire breathe! It's not very effective.

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One dragon chokes on his own breathe and falls into the water.

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The drawbridge gives way to the Kingsguard.

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Ser Barristan melts Tommen with lightning.

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Lord Beric Dondarrion is not amused. His goal is now to kill Barristan.

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King Robert wants his warhammer.

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Ned informs him he is too fat for his hammer.

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The King falls prey to his character weakness and stops to sit down to eat and drink and shit and fuck.

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Renly, Joffrey, Lancel and Tyrek charge towards Stannis.

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Robert tries to help out by throwing his mace but knocks Joffrey down for a round.

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Cersei moves towards Jaime...

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She succesfully distracts him.

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Pycelle coats Varys' crossbow in milk of the poppy. At least that's what Varys thinks it is.

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Arys Oakheart gets it.

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The Hound hides Myrcella.

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Tywin and his men take cover behind a tree.

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Ser Gregor's horse gets horny, without bad results.

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Stannis has... a leech!

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Which Melisandre proceeds to burn.

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They charge forth towards Robert, but Selyse had other plans.

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Selyse challenges Cersei to a bitching contest.

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The nagging contest goes back and forth, until...

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Cersei's head implodes. Turns out Selyse's banter can bring down even Cersei.

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Meanwhile the smell of Onion stew almost brings Melisandre down, but she stays on her feet, barely.

Just the Starks to go...

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:06 pm
by Predator
Dat tree  :lol: A nagging contest going on?  :iconcur:

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:46 pm
by Bragallot
Trust me, you'll prefer it over a Wet T-shirt Contest when Selyse is involved.

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:49 pm
by Scratch
Bitching contest win  :owned:

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:53 pm
by Bragallot
When the round's over, yes.

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:01 pm
by Predator
Wet t-shirt contest you say :warhead:

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:03 pm
by Thesson
I didn't know HE was the lightning lord!

I guess i'm just...
:|
8)
...Shocked
:csi:

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:06 pm
by Predator
Thesson wrote:I didn't know HE was the lightning lord!

I guess i'm just...
:|
8)
...Shocked
:csi:

:house:

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:19 pm
by Zupponn
Sorry about being late with orders.  Have them in now.

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:33 pm
by Stormblessed
So, is the dragon in water still alive?

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:22 am
by Predator
Stormblessed wrote:So, is the dragon in water still alive?

No, he choked on his own breath.

Inb4 turn 2 with orders  8)

Re: A Game of Briks (Round 1)

PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:55 am
by Bragallot
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The Starks move out. Bran almost fell upon seeing Cersei and Jaime shag, but he got lucky.

Overwatch

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