Apollyon wrote:With Cersei dead Robert can finally do whatever he really wants. He decides to go on a boar hunt.
Robert gallops across the countryside...This'll just have to suffice...
Robert isn't the only one who likes beer.
After winning the drinking contest, Robert wins back his hammer!
Joffrey succesfully shrieks for help, allowing the Hound to back out of his duel with ser Barristan.
The Hound sneaks up to Melisandre...
She foresees the attempt on her life and steps aside.
Then proceeds to burn the Hound, who would've ran from the flames, had he not failed his roll.
A vicious melee ensues as Renly, Lancel and Tyrek charge in...
Renly completely misses his strike. Stannis prepares to stab him...
The damage was huge, but Renly is saved as he catches Lightbringer up his ass.
Varys legs it.
Petyr attempts to bribe the Asshole Guard. The soldier is not convinced and decides to kill him on the spot.
He then remembers he was only trained to stab people when their back is turned.
Pycelle attempts to treat the Hound's injuries.
The Starks pop a keg of Maniac Beer and start partying.
Hodor loads the catapult.
Maybe the halfwit wasn't the best option.
Stannis and Melisandre begin a ritual. Somehow Melisandre fails to conceive immediately.
She takes it out on the Hound, burning him again.
Renly tries a rear assault.
The damage was high, but the parry was too.
Some HBO agents arrive to the scene.
"Hey Renly, you're looking well!"
"Of course, I'm Renly."
"Okay, none of you have seen this happen."
Show-Renly is called upon to replace Book-Renly.
He freaks out, of course.
Selyse attempts to absorb Cersei's bitchiness to become even more bitchy. She gets a crit aaaand... *drum roll*
Becomes Cyborg Hello Kitty!