The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Colette » Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:20 pm

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Quantumsurfer wrote:Acidthrower.


It looks a little to dull to be an acidthrower. It needs some big green tanks or something to really have that look.


I agree with Battlegrinder that the weapon looks like a flamethrower more than an acid thrower (something I plan to remedy later on with different colours or a whole new backpack), but Colette is very fond of acid and it fits with the army's attitude. It's much more sciencey to use a compound to break down a person with acid instead of fire.

Pah, flamethrowers and acid throwers are so blasé.

The Trattorian army uses chlorine trifluoride throwers. This wonderful chemical will ignite air, sand, asbestos, gravel, concrete, fire extinguishers, test engineers and practically everything. It is a better oxidizer than oxygen. It can be stored in steel, copper, and nickel containers only due to the formation of a thin metal fluoride film, but spraying a stream of it at a target made of said metals would likely disrupt said film anyway and react with it.

Did I mention, that it explodes violently with water, yielding hydrochloric acid (one of the strongest acids) and hydrofluoric acid (one of the most corrosive) vapors into the air, to further chemically disintegrate whatever remains of the charred bodies of enemy soldiers?

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The only thing is, you might want to give said chlorine-trifluoride trooper full body armor.
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Zahru II » Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:01 pm

I wish I could trade my mandalorian minifigs for space police 3 ones (I use them and alien avenger armor for my Galactic Patrol grunts). Anyhow, looking good Silva, the flamer looks cute
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Colette » Sat Nov 23, 2013 2:20 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:To the deaths of pedonukers! :guinness:

Don't diss the pedonuker, he is clearly the forum messiah. He died for all your sins and returned from the dead...twice.
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby loafofcheese » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:15 am

Now, despite having hybrid acid-flamethrowers in the form of Chlorine Triflouride, one called shot to the fuel tank and there goes the rest of the force in a 1d10 explosion :tiger:
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Silverdream » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:02 am

loafofcheese wrote:Now, despite having hybrid acid-flamethrowers in the form of Chlorine Triflouride, one called shot to the fuel tank and there goes the rest of the force in a 1d10 explosion :tiger:


Remind me to give the entire force hybrid acid-flamethrowers in the form of Chlorine Trifluoride.
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby motorhead fan » Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:00 pm

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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Zahru II » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:06 pm

Way to shit over a pretty decent thread guys, time to do some cleanup
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby motorhead fan » Mon Nov 25, 2013 1:27 pm

:tiger:

( it's warlock sorcery -Z2)
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Kaplan » Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:41 am

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The look on that guy's face made my day.


Great minifigure posing indeed.

And the Trattorian army looks neat.
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Kalvinator » Mon Dec 23, 2013 11:46 pm

Silverdream wrote:
This is what they look like right now:

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Ha....BURN!!....Ge...Get it, cause that guy's on fire...?(I'll show myself out now...)
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Silverdream » Tue Dec 24, 2013 2:20 am

Oh fuck, the fire piece fell off in that picture.
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Silverdream » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:39 pm

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This is an observer craft. It's fairly well-armed, but it's main use is to collect battle data.

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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Zupponn » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:56 pm

The background is so fitting.
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Re: The Trattorian Empire (ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL)

Postby Bragallot » Sun Mar 30, 2014 2:04 pm

Colette wrote:You probably depleted Bricklink's reserves of space police minifigs meaning I won't be able to expand my own force. *grumbles*


That's the shittiest response to someone making a cameo of your faction I've ever seen :lol:
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