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Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:16 pm
by MasterEcabob
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BRITANNIAN ARCHIVES DOC 9001
//Manual Override  
Location:  [OMEGA CLEARANCE REQUIRED]
Date: [OMEGA CLEARANCE REQUIRED]
Era: Creation
Begin Recording


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In the beginning the DSM ruled over a vast Empire...

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Knights and Townsmen trembled in their printed boots as they conquered system after system...

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The DSM drew their great power from the OTC, weapons forged in the deep snows and icecaps of Arctic Worlds...

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Many of these OT rich worlds have been bled dry over the centuries, or are now in the hands of arm dealers like the Assyrians and Immortals...

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But not all of these worlds have been discovered, as this recording shows. But beware, as such prizes are not defended lightly...

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For the OT is a powerful element, capable of corrupting ice and bone into Frost Demons...

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Colossal monstrosities that seek to drag their foes to the cold depths of the Arctic Seas...

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Although they seem resistant to damage...

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They will still fall, like any other minifig.

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Once summoned, they draw their powerful icicle-like weapons, shoving intruders towards the icy edge...

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While this is effective against a line of marines, an acrobatic officer can overcome these weapons...

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Either dodging them completely, or using them against their owners...

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And with combined fire, even the toughest of the creatures can be put down...

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If left on the ice, they will recover...

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But not even they can survive the frozen depths...  

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Once the last of the Frost Demons has been dealt with...

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Then the OTCs will be ours for the taking.

Imagine what could be accomplished if we could create our own weapons, without going through the Immortals?  Warhead will not be pleased by this move, but if we can do it stealthily, without attracting his attention, the Britannian Empire would stand to profit greatly.  We recommend that a detachment of royal commandos be sent immediately to take the planet, while its location remains hidden.    

End recording

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:17 pm
by MasterEcabob
[HACKING ATTEMPT IN PROGRESS...PLEASE STAND BY]

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???:  Is that it?  Do we have a target?
UNDF Agent:  Recording ends there sir.  I'm attempting to acquire Omega level clearance.  

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UNDF Agent: Left right left right b a start aha!  Putting it up on the screen now, sir.

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???:And there it is.  What a wonderfully insignificant little planet.    
UNDF Agent: That she is sir.  Now we just sell this back to Warhead and reap a nice tidy profit---
???: Are you mad?  This is the break we need!  Two years of civil war, two years of insurrection against us, and we finally have what we need to pull everything back together. And you propose I piss it all away on the Immortals?  

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???: No...I intend to take this planet it for myself.  Prepare to move out team.  The UNDF is back.

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ME: MasterEcabob is back.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:56 pm
by Ham
holy tits, you have 4 white Bobas? Do you know much they cost on bricklink?

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 8:59 pm
by Silverdream
Fuck yes.

Although it might belong more here.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:37 pm
by aoffan23
Ham701 wrote:holy tits, you have 4 white Bobas? Do you know much they cost on bricklink?


This. You must be one lucky sumbitch to have picked up four of those things when they were out.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:31 pm
by Zupponn
Sweet shit man.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:06 pm
by Theblackdog
HOLY SHIT YOU STILL EXIST.  

This forum is about to get at least 20% more awesome.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 7:38 am
by Cytheran
Nice. But like everyone else said.. white bobas.. lucky fucker.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:02 am
by Warhead
What an intro!  :guinness: Welcome home MasterEcabob! :D

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:50 am
by Natalya
I didn't even know that White Boba Fetts existed.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:20 pm
by aoffan23
Natalya wrote:I didn't even know that White Boba Fetts existed.


They were limited edition polybag things. Other include: chrome silver Stormtrooper, chrome black Darth Vader, chrome gold C3-PO (I think), and the most recent, some chrome silver protocol droid.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 11:59 am
by MasterEcabob
Rare?  Please.  They were giving the suckers out like candy at Star Wars Celebration V.  Yeah, these guys have been waiting a loooong time to make an appearance. ;)  

Glad to see a few of the oldies are still around, although it looks like a lot are MIA too.  Benny, Olothontor...I guess that's to be expected though.  

As cool as the figs may be, they are only about half the reason I made this thread.  The other half would be to get critiques on the landscape, before I finalize it for the upcoming brikwar.  Mind you, that's not the only one I've got and I'll be showing the rest over the next week or so, so "too small" isn't a valid complaint.  And of course, they will be filled with hints and previews at the other armies I've got cooking and where exactly this is all going.

And yes, it feels pretty damn good to be back.

Re: Classified Britannian Docs RE: DSM

PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:01 pm
by Predator
Natalya wrote:I didn't even know that White Boba Fetts existed.

I might pick some up, there's a LEGO con like 40 Kilometers away from where I live.
Theblackdog wrote:This forum is about to get at least 20% cooler :ftfy: (You set me up for this).