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COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 1:43 pm
by samuelzz10
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HELLO PUNY ORGANISMS! I am Communist Bot. I am supreme ruler of the Planet Communist, and I am a well known communist in communist circles.
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Here is my group of guys that are also communists. From left to right, Hammer Boy, head of propaganda. Red, head of ground forces. And Zarok, head of the space navy, soon attacking the "Dumb blonde bitch" with the Awesome Empire.
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Here is the Pizza Man, head of our Empire's entire economy. If he died, the country would go into an economic depression. His suit bakes pizza, and releases it in a kinetic beam above his head. His arm is infected with a bacteria that can regenerate his entire body from a pulp, securing our economies safety. He travels over 10,000 lightyears a day to deliver pizza made out of dead pwnies.
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Here is our military heads. They each command half of the ground forces, and they are both commanded by Red.
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Here is the actual military. They in a desperate attempt to gain individuality, often rub rocks on their uniforms to give them different colors. Isn't it adorable?
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Here is our entire force, minus most of our ground forces. ALL HAIL COMMUNIST BOT!

Re: COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:00 pm
by stubby
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Re: COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:19 pm
by Ben-Jammin
Zarok and the Commie Bot are badass.

Re: COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 9:56 pm
by Silverdream
Royal command? What sort of bourgeoisie drivel is that?

Honestly not bad though.

Re: COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:08 pm
by samuelzz10
Silverdream wrote:Royal command? What sort of bourgeoisie drivel is that?

Honestly not bad though.
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Re: COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 10:59 pm
by mercury19
Did anyone else hear this entire post in their heads as an entirely monotone robot voice?

Re: COMMUNIST BOT'S COMMIES

Posted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 11:06 pm
by samuelzz10
mercury19 wrote:Did anyone else hear this entire post in their heads as an entirely monotone robot voice?
I imagine him as a monotone Russian robot.