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Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:00 pm
by Itxi
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"Uurgh, what happened?"

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"Sir, I see you've recovered from the operation."

"Operation? What operation?"

"I'm not surprised you don't remember sir, the last thing you said was 'Hold my beer, I want that Tyrannosaur's cigarette'"

"Ha! Did I get the cig?"

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"What does it look like sir?"

"That's not a cigarette..."

"No sir, it's your arm, also the only part of you we recovered."

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"So why do I have a claw instead?"

"We thought if we were replacing your organs with cybernetics you'd be disappointed if we didn't give you a claw."

"Good call."

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"So, how long have I been out for?"

"...You've been on life support for several years sir, it took me five years alone to find a job and pay for all this. I'm afraid most of the team have left."

"I assume you've taken steps to replace them with some of the fiercest warriors out there?"

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"Not only the fiercest sir, but also the most reasonably priced! If you follow me I'll show you the new team."

"First, the Motorbike-Wizard."
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"Our new Mechanik is a motorcycle expert?"

"No sir, you misunderstand."

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"He's a wizard who rides a motorcycle, I think he mostly does it because he knows that his dad-wizard doesn't approve. He also insists on bringing his girlfriend along, apparently she actually likes his music."

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"I also managed to find a ninja knight sir, though it wasn't easy."
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"Surely a horseback ninja would be easier to spot?"

"Not when he's riding a fabled ninjacorn sir."

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"Please tell me you've found someone who knows how to get my robot army back up and running again."
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"Well I was about to mention the robot-master sir..."

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"Excellent! Tell me more."

"Well, I'm not sure he's what you're expecting sir."

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"Bad robot! You've been misbehaving again!"

"SORRY MASTER"

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"I'm glad I programmed you to feel pain."

"SO AM I MASTER"


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"They are very good fighters."

"Now I'm going to have to tighten your nuts"

"...Honestly..."
"So what has become of my robot army?"

"Fear not sir! Whilst most of them are still decommissioned and awaiting parts I did managed to get the heavy troopers operational."
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"As you can see sir, several upgrades have been made."

"What happened to the black visors? Black visors are cool."

"Awaiting parts again sir, same with the shields."
"It'll do for now, we can go back to running as a mercenary company again at any rate."

"That reminds me sir, your new equipment is ready."
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"Your armour has been strengthened, now a tyrannosaur should only be able to take off one limb."

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"And your new weapon sir."

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"This is just a lump of metal!"

"Press the button there sir, but ..."

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"..be..."

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"...careful."

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"A rocket hammer?! That's completely over the top and impractical for battle!"

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"Good work, I love it. Now let's find someone to fight."

"Thank you sir, as you say."

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:05 pm
by Itxi
I only have a few heroes ready and one squad. But I figured it better to post now and update the topic as I get more, otherwise I'd probably never get round to it.

The heroes don't show much unity at the moment but that's something I'm going to tweak as I get more stuff through from bricklink.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:06 pm
by Silverdream
This is the embodiment of brikwars. Probably the funniest thing I've seen on here in years.

Someone frontpage this.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:10 pm
by Theblackdog
Is it just me or have we had a glut of epic armory threads lately? Awesome introduction.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 7:12 pm
by Itxi
Thanks people :)

I just noticed from these pictures how dirty a lot of my lego is, I should probably give it all a quick wash before I take any more pics. Most of the stuff has been in storage for about 7 years mind

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:49 am
by Zahru II
Presentation is great, I had a good laugh!

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:48 am
by Bluefog
So funny. I chuckled. The rocket hammer is excellent.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:09 am
by Quantumsurfer
Fucking hilarious. Super excellent presentation.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:14 am
by Battlegrinder
I love literally every single thing you have here. It's all awesome (must...not...sing...the...song), but I think the motorcycle wizard and the heavies are so far the coolest of the lot.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 12:27 pm
by Nimja
I agree with waht everyone so far has said.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:23 pm
by DeltaV
Welp, nothing left for me to say.
If you want to know what I think, just scroll back up and read the other posts.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:26 pm
by Bragallot
This is glorious.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 2:13 pm
by Kommander Ken
Hilariously done, can't wait to see more of this.

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:42 pm
by Zupponn
Robot Master. :warhead:

:overwatch:

Re: Itxi's Inevitables

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:43 pm
by R4m3N
Hahaha, this is definitely a very funny way to introduce yourself and your ''army''! :D You have to make more of these.