"Hello Trattorians Citizens. I am Dr. Pang, Chair of the Biology Department.
I am here to address you all of a certain grave and reprehensible action committed by the Empryan Colonies. As we all know, the Trattorian economy, the cornerstone of our prosperity, is built upon the marvels and innovations our scientists and corporate partners create daily. These are in turn protected by international patent laws, ensuring that no other country can pilfer the accomplishments of our nation.
Emprya has launched its own attempt to cure the Peach Virus. As all compounds and substances capable of curing the Peach Virus are under the strict ownership and control of the Science Department and Acelera Corporation, this represents an affront to our intellectual property. Should we allow Emprya to successfully distribute Peach Virus cures outside of Acelera's monopoly and pricing plans, this will set a dangerous precedent to other nations and potentially collapse the economic prosperity that our nation has enjoyed for centuries. Furthermore, Emprya has deployed other weapons inimical to our nation and what it believes in, such as brain bombs and RD90 missile systems.
The time to act has come, and I call upon the military to enforce our nation's patents. I announce that the Legislature has voted and passed a formal declaration of war against the Empryan Colonies."