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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:52 pm

Do monkey stuff, I guess.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby stubby » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:22 pm

I should note that King Tzan has final approval or veto power on overall army disposition, if he chooses to exercise it. So you can also try convincing him rather than each other.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Zupponn » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:09 am

stubby wrote:I should note that King Tzan has final approval or veto power on overall army disposition, if he chooses to exercise it. So you can also try convincing him rather than each other.

This is perfect. I half expect Tzan to totally troll all of them.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:20 pm

< after peeing >

King MethHouse shakes his penis just a bit, not too much, not too little.
Then he peeks out of the corner of his eye to see if Rayho's Mom is watching and giggles a bit.
He puts his penis away and zips up his robe, even though zippers haven't been invented yet.

"Ten, View disposition of troops."
King MethHouse surveys the battlefield, hmmmm, "Disposition, Datposition, looks fine to me."

"Eleven, Conflict resolution through Binding Arbitration."
If the party of the first part and the party of the second part have opposing positions regarding position disposition, let the winner of a single round of Binding Arbitration reposition both party's forces.

"Twelve, Binding Arbitration Method: rock paper scissors lizard spock."
King MethHouse with review any private message ravens he receives and announce the winner. Its Simple.

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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:59 pm

I fully expect it.

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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:23 pm

Ok so here is my plan (for the Dogdu forces).

Advance along with rest of army. If enemies come out onto the field, tie them up with dogs supported by crossbow fire. Finish off with a heavy cavalry charge if necessary. Axe- and spearmen stay back to become elite troops when y'all get Dogdu out of the cage.

Sounds good?
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:47 pm

Okay I'll send a squad to Support IVasscus. The rest will move with the dogdu troops, providing support from behind them, as if the enemy cavalry attacks and cuts through dogdu they will to a stop at my forces, and the dogdu troops that survive can steal their horses.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:57 pm

It is still possible to resolve this if both sides reach an agreement soon.

One challenger has entered the arena, ( has sent me a private message raven ).

Either resolve or fight, refusal to fight means that a skinny agile weakling will be appointed your champion and probably be killed due to over arrogance.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby The Shadowscythe » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:14 pm

Tzan wrote:"Disposition, Datposition, looks fine to me."


My sides. They are in orbit.

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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby stubby » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:17 pm

Actually that is a pretty good summary of IVascus and Stalin now that you mention it

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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Arkbrik » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:17 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:Okay I'll send a squad to Support IVasscus. The rest will move with the dogdu troops, providing support from behind them, as if the enemy cavalry attacks and cuts through dogdu they will to a stop at my forces, and the dogdu troops that survive can steal their horses.

Whoa whoa, the Dogdu forces are not expendable. You take point, you have heavy infantry. My dogs will lock down any larger enemy attacks and prevent them from overwhelming you with numbers. My main force must stay safe until we get Dogdu out.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:23 pm

Now I don't know what were arguing about, but stalin's forces should definitely be behind everyone elses.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:29 pm

(looks at gif) Who will win?




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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 10, 2014 2:51 pm

Its seems that message raven diplomacy has begun.
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Re: The Rainbowist Forces of Mocia

Postby IVhorseman » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:21 pm

stubby wrote:Actually that is a pretty good summary of IVascus and Stalin now that you mention it

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Tzan wrote:Either resolve or fight, refusal to fight means that a skinny agile weakling will be appointed your champion and probably be killed due to over arrogance.


Yeah pretty much spot-on.

Anyways the new plan works for me - i'll take middle. Stalin's dudes can chill in the back and be late to the party and that's all fine by me. Besides, I'll set up all the ladders by the time he gets there! win/win for all of us.
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