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The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby stubby » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:36 pm

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SIR DOGDU: Come to gloat, VladTron?

LORD VLADTRON: You know the drill. I'm contractually obligated, or I lose my Evil Overlord status. Gloat, reveal plans, secret weakness, etcetera. It won't matter. Once the Grail is mine --

DOGDU: So if I don't listen, they revoke your Evil Overlord contract? Time to employ my strategic genius. LA LA LA LA LA LA

VLADTRON: I swear to Kasoda, I am going to enjoy feeding you jellybeans to the scorpions.

DOGDU: I CAN'T HEAR YOU


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VLADTRON: I see your pathetic Rainbow army gathered on the horizon. Without your so-called "magic rainbow wisdom," they've fallen right into my trap. For even without my living army -- wait a minute. What is that ass MethHouse doing.

DOGDU: LA LA LA

VLADTRON: Is he seriously peeing on his own men.


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DOGDU: He's marking territory. This is totally normal behavior among dogs.

VLADTRON: No it isn't, you dolt! And when did you start listening?

DOGDU: LA LA LA

VLADTRON: KASODAMMIT


Next: The contract says is that I have to monologue, it doesn't say you have to listen.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby Silent-sigfig » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:51 pm

I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby Silverdream » Tue Jun 24, 2014 8:05 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.


I like how he shouldn't be able to see King Methhouse. It's as if he just knows from experience that he's pissing.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby stubby » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:46 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.


LA LA LA LA
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby Tzan » Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:49 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:I like hoe Dogdu isn't even looking at Vladtron.


I like hoe the checklist got illustrated.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby Quantumsurfer » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:13 pm

Best Urine Stream in a Lego Vignette.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby ikensall » Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:27 am

"And now, King Methouse shows us how all true monarchs should ready their troops before the battle which will decide their ultimate fate in the battle against evil."

ALSO: I'd think the reverberation from the urine smattering on the guy's helmet would seriously impede his hearing, possibly for life... poor guy.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby stubby » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:17 am

Quantumsurfer wrote:Best Urine Stream in a Lego Vignette.

Fingers crossed for a Silvaward.

ikensall wrote:ALSO: I'd think the reverberation from the urine smattering on the guy's helmet would seriously impede his hearing, possibly for life... poor guy.

I'm wondering if he'd get some kind of contact high. Who even knows what kind of crazy rainbow drugs are coursing through MethHouse's kidneys.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:12 pm

I find it funny that VladTron sounds a hell of a lot more sane than any of the "good guys".
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby DeltaV » Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:08 pm

stubby wrote:I'm wondering if he'd get some kind of contact high. Who even knows what kind of crazy rainbow drugs are coursing through MethHouse's kidneys.

If he continues like that he will probably turn into some kind of royal rainbow reverse-vampire that instead of sucking blood just pumps his victims full of drugs and sheds cocaine off his head instead of dandruff.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby stubby » Wed Jul 02, 2014 6:36 pm

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VLADTRON: Whatever. The contract says is that I have to monologue, it doesn't say you have to listen.

DOGDU: LA LA LA

VLADTRON: Fool! Your rainbow-worshipping allies will never breach my defenses.


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VLADTRON: Sure, you've knocked down my drawbridge and put some cracks in my wall. But my magically-reloading fireball launchers will make short work of them before they even reach the moat.


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VLADTRON: And if they make it to the gates, I have another surprise for them!


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VLADTRON: You may remember that your friends IVasscus and that red guy were unable to harm my Shadow Knights. Maybe you were wondering how they became invulnerable!


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VLADTRON: As usual, I am one step ahead of you rainbow pieces of shit!

(Lord VladTron reveals the secret of Shadow Knight invulnerability to Sir Dogdu.)

DOGDU: What? That's so stupid.

VLADTRON: Muhuhahaha!


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DOGDU: You know I'm just going to escape out of here and go tell them your secrets. I could tell the King right now through Meth telepathy, except that I don't think he'd bother rescuing me.

VLADTRON: Escape? And do what? Jump into the lava crater? Let yourself get shot by my crossbowmen and eaten by giant scorpions? Not likely! Look - I'm so full of contractually-required overconfidence that I've even left your equipment in a convenient box next to your cell, just to taunt you!

DOGDU: Diabolical!


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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby Zupponn » Wed Jul 02, 2014 7:40 pm

Okay, I take back what I said about VladTron being sane.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby The Shadowscythe » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:42 am

One day I hope to be in a position of power where I am contractually obliged to monologue.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby IVhorseman » Thu Jul 03, 2014 2:13 am

Is it the mask? I bet it's the mask.
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Re: The Anti-Rainbowist Forces of the VladTron Rebellion

Postby ikensall » Thu Jul 03, 2014 4:53 am

The Shadowscythe wrote:One day I hope to be in a position of power where I am contractually obliged to monologue.


Like John McEnroe's tennis commentating job?
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