Hot & Spicy Legion (you are here)
Kingdom of Prosperia
Skellies & shit
The Balewood Elves
The Space Fuckers
They rise from the center of the earth itself, seeking to spread the worship of their cloven-foot god, Legucifer. Their pagan rites, of course, primarily involve burning and killing. They are sworn enemies of Brikthulu, on the grounds that their elaborate torture and murder rituals are way better than Brukthulu's elaborate torture and murder rituals. They are all, of course, immune to fire damage.
Grunts. all they seek in life is opportunities to skewer minifigures on their deadly pikes and dance in their blood as it falls like rain.
Archers, kinda boring but you gotta admire those muscles, they drink like ten protein shakes a day to get those babies
Fire Legionnaires, these guys are smarter than your average grunt but still pretty dumb.
FIRE DEMONS. MADE OF FIRE. USE FIRE SWORDS. FIREEEEEEEEEEEE
Scuttlers. Sometimes they have stingers too.
Legucifer cultists. these guys are nasty, don't even make eye contact, just walk away
Fire Troll, for when things get extra spicy
A Fire General and a Fallen Angel. These are some of the most dangerous elements of the legion. idk how the angel can fly with a crossbow that big tho
In command of this legion is a Burning Warhead Shard. He was granted fire powers beyond even what ordinary warhead shards were capable of by Legucifer himself. Secretly, though, Burning Warhead Shard is planning on using his power within the legion to obtain access and make love to Legucifer's mom.
The Angry Kannon Kart