DJ Squidley wrote:Now that is majestically heretical, I love it, Nexo Knights is finally good for something!
right? the bad guys are awesome and all their stuff is awesome, but the good guys are just... blah
speaking of good guys,
THE KINGDOM OF PROSPERIA
Prosperia is not, currently, a very prosperous kingdom. Situated basically right next door to a giant volcano that the Hot&Spicy Legion use to enter and exit their subterranean domain, they are basically always under attack, but King Prosperous can only afford to muster up a few knights and some rabble and riffraff in defense of the kingdom. They fight hard though, because if they don't they'll probably be captured and molested up the ass with some fire demon's burning "spear"
and no one likes that (except the fire demons, i guess)
Prosperia is protected by four knights loyal to the king: from left to right, Sir Archie the Affable, Lord Magnifico the Ostentatious, Lady Emela the Endowed, and Buffgar (sometimes known as "the Buff"). These guys are basically the only reason King Prosperous' butt remains spear-free at the moment. Sir Archie, notably, does not have the crankiness penalty associated with his heroic ego, he's just that chill. Lord Magnifico gets jealous whenever he sees anyone with a bigger helmet or sword than he has, as well as of other heroes. Don't make jokes about Lady Emela's breastplate where she can hear you. Buffgar's muscles are so big and steely, he is considered to be wearing heavy armor at all times.
Prosperia's organized army, led by Emela. these guys are the only ones with real equipment and combat training.
Two of King Prosperous' castle guards, Sir Raddus and Sir Willius. They are really, really good at not doing their job.
Buffgar commands a whole group of buff dudes. the only criteria for membership to his "Brotherhood of Muscles" is being able to knock a virgin girl off her feet just by flexing at her.
The guys on the right are Prosperia's scouting division, lightly armored and agile. the guys on the left are not technically affiliated with King Prosperous' army. they are led by local hero and scruffy thief extraordinaire, Robbin' the Hood, who is another part of the reason why King Prosperous is a little strapped for cash right now. He's good at stabbing fire demons, tho
peasants taking up arms to defend their little dirt hovels. idk what that guy on the left's deal is, he creeps me the fuck out.
King Prosperous himself and the royal family. as you can see, he grows his beard super thick so no one can see him cry, particularly because his wife is a literal ice queen. his son, Prince Richie, painted gold glitter on his sword to make himself seem more fabulous and affluent. the paint is chipping off in places
A strange warrior-tribe has recently migrated north towards Prosperia, drawn by their mysterious shaman's visions of evil in need of smiting. They are led by the warrior princess Kitka, who likes crushing coconuts and skulls with her sacred hammer, the "Fist of the Earth-God".
The tribe's shaman can sometimes be seen riding his proud steed, Spirit Horse.
don't fuck with spirit horse