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FSM Updates

Postby Alex » Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:32 pm

Following through on his promise to Make Murica Great Again, President Raygun has begun instituting a number of reforms and upgrades throughout some of the forces of the FREEDUM STATES OF MURICA.
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Not least of these is establishing a volunteer militia/police force/cannon fodder unit known as the red caps. Though their ranks include some grumpy veterans, they generally have little in the way of actual training, but make up for it with their spirited eagerness to fight. They believe that they are just as tough and deadly as real soldiers, and that's what matters. They wear the latest in military surplus gear along with their eponymous hats.
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On the other end of the spectrum, Special Agent Johnny Dangerzone has received some new gear as well. He now wears a Tacticool Turtleneck, which comes both in black and a slightly darker shade of black. He also carries a special spy pack, capable of carrying all kinds of cool spy gadgets.
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Scientists have also built the X-8 "Decimator" combat robot. It comes equipped with a jetpack for flight and is meant to provide mobile fire support to infantry squads.
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It can be equipped with a variety of different weapons. Here it is in the "Ashley J. Williams" configuration of a chainsaw and shotgun, well suited for close quarters engagements.
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Also being unveiled is the Delaware class dropship for the Marines.
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It's armed with a laser turret, 4 rockets, and a laser deflector to protect it from incoming missiles.
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The dropship is modular, allowing the cockpit to detach from the drop pod. Other attachments are planned for the future.
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A view into the cockpit, with the robot pilot.
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The drop pod can fit a squad of 6 soldiers.
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The Marines are now led by General Chesty Carver, who is generally believed to be the greatest marine who ever lived. Also pictured a close quarters specialist with a shotgun, three riflemen, and a gunner with a heavy laser rifle.
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An Overwatch of the updates Making Murica Great Again!
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Re: FSM Updates

Postby TheCraigfulOne » Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:59 pm

I don't think you understand what FSM stands for...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
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Re: FSM Updates

Postby TastySkippy123 » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:21 pm

That hard suit is really cool! I also like the marines and their rifles.
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Re: FSM Updates

Postby Brikguy0410 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 2:29 pm

why does the FSM have robots? they steal all the good, 'merican, jobs  :fist:
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Re: FSM Updates

Postby Alex » Thu Apr 20, 2017 9:26 pm

Brikguy0410 wrote:why does the FSM have robots? they steal all the good, 'merican, jobs  :fist:

Lockhead had lobbied with the government to produce the robots at a weapons plant in Murica in exchange for tax breaks. Part of the continued effort to "Buy Murican" economic effort to revitalize factories.
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Re: FSM Updates

Postby Brikguy0410 » Thu Apr 20, 2017 10:05 pm

Alex wrote:
Brikguy0410 wrote:why does the FSM have robots? they steal all the good, 'merican, jobs  :fist:

Lockhead had lobbied with the government to produce the robots at a weapons plant in Murica in exchange for tax breaks. Part of the continued effort to "Buy Murican" economic effort to revitalize factories.

Ah, I see awsome leg design on the Decimator BTW
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Re: FSM Updates

Postby Captain-Camper » Thu Apr 20, 2017 11:13 pm

Yeah it is
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