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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Sat May 20, 2017 2:03 pm

brikwarsy as fuck
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Captain-Camper » Sat May 20, 2017 2:44 pm

Getting an orky vibe
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Maraxous » Sat May 20, 2017 3:27 pm

The ship is pretty cool. The gun is ossum.
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Sat May 20, 2017 3:30 pm

Does anyone know who holds the record for the largest gun on any non-LDD creation? just wondering ...
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby sahasrahla » Sat May 20, 2017 7:57 pm

Darkstorm wrote:Does anyone know who holds the record for the largest gun on any non-LDD creation? just wondering ...

yeah, that would be my penis
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Sat May 20, 2017 8:13 pm

sahasrahla wrote:
Darkstorm wrote:Does anyone know who holds the record for the largest gun on any non-LDD creation? just wondering ...

yeah, that would be my penis

I meant the largest used weapon. That disqualifies your entry. :denied:  :asterios:
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Sat May 20, 2017 8:16 pm

Darkstorm wrote:
sahasrahla wrote:
Darkstorm wrote:Does anyone know who holds the record for the largest gun on any non-LDD creation? just wondering ...

yeah, that would be my penis

I meant the largest used weapon. That disqualifies your entry. :denied:  :asterios:

also, this was the contest for the largest weapon, not the smallest.
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby TheAtomikpunk » Sat May 20, 2017 8:29 pm

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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby sahasrahla » Sat May 20, 2017 9:00 pm

boi you don't know shit about what i do with my huge, juicy, throbbing WMD

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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Sun May 21, 2017 7:05 am


I was afraid this was a link to pr0n or something

but nah :lol:
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Re: WIP SHIP (darkstorm empire)

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Sun May 21, 2017 9:38 am

Holy Crap this thing jumped from being a decent, ordinary SHIP to a god damn
MONSTER!!!
Really nice work, and that size 14 will just WREK any SHIP it gets near to.
Keep going with this! I want to see more..
I really love the shaping, and dat gun  :warhead:
I guess Imma gonna have to rate this...
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Re: WIP SHIP (darkstorm empire)

Postby Colette » Sun May 21, 2017 9:55 am

My memory may be failing me but I believe that the record is a size-21 gun attached to one of the frigate SHIPs in the Stranian navy.
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Re: WIP SHIP (darkstorm empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Sun May 21, 2017 1:50 pm

Colette wrote:My memory may be failing me but I believe that the record is a size-21 gun attached to one of the frigate SHIPs in the Stranian navy.

I wanted to know because I want to top the record  :D

prepare for a size 22 gun (or bigger!)
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Re: WIP SHIP (darkstorm empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Mon May 22, 2017 8:56 am

Size 22 gun constructed. being attached now.  :studgod:
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Re: WIP SHIP (darksrom empire)

Postby Darkstorm » Mon May 22, 2017 10:35 am

AnnoyedZebra wrote:brikwarsy as fuck

Just wait until you see it with both a size 22" and 14" though
Its  :666: ,imo
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