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The L33T of the L33T

Postby Natalya » Mon May 04, 2009 3:56 pm

The Assyrians have their elite Commando squads which teleport into combat and hack away at their opponents or shoot up their vehicles with rockets and heavy weaponry. However, the Assyrians also have a super elite unit. These guys are the best of the best. They jump from ship to ship in space battles, cut holes in the sides of the enemy vessels, and then board them and shoot up the crew or destroy their systems. This unit is the Assyrian Star Commandos.



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They are armed with laser-carbines and electric katanas which can cut through the toughest of armour. They'll slice off weapons or cut holes into the ship and board it that way. Then they'll blast up anyone and anything they see inside, or sometimes they'll commandeer the ship.

But sometimes the armour has magnetic shielding or is made of a non-magnetic material which their swords can't cut. Well, that's not really a problem, because the commander carries a weapon which is feared on a thousand worlds... The dreaded and all-destroying

ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW!!!!


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No armour, no shielding can protect against its rotating crystalline razor blades!! Super-heated and charged with a 120 GW electric current this is the most destructive hand-held weapon known to exist.


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These Czechs never had a chance. Look at the carnage!!


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Hell, here's another angle just to show the true havoc that this daemonic weapon can wreak upon its enemies!!


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And another angle just for kicks.


No one ever survives.
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Postby jifel » Mon May 04, 2009 4:09 pm

ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHANSAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!

alright, I am okay. That rocks. I don't want to fight that.

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Postby tahthing » Mon May 04, 2009 4:12 pm

if the orange transparent chainsaw can cut though all sorts of armor then i know how to take the AC out, orange transparent chainsaw missiles!!!
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Postby Natalya » Mon May 04, 2009 4:15 pm

You're not cool enough to have Orange Transparent Chainsaw Missiles.
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Postby jifel » Mon May 04, 2009 4:16 pm

tahthing wrote:if the orange transparent chainsaw can cut though all sorts of armor then i know how to take the AC out, orange transparent chainsaw missiles!!!

No. You fail. The missile would explode as it left the launcher.

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Postby Natalya » Mon May 04, 2009 4:18 pm

The chainsaw would destroy the launcher because it's ORANGE AND TRANSPARENT MOTHERFUCKER and its power simply can't be confined to a wimpy launcher. Only the L33T can carry an ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW, FUCK YEA!!
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Postby cmetal » Mon May 04, 2009 4:37 pm

NatalyaAF wrote:The chainsaw would destroy the launcher because it's ORANGE AND TRANSPARENT MOTHERFUCKER and its power simply can't be confined to a wimpy launcher. Only the L33T can carry an ORANGE TRANSPARENT CHAINSAW, FUCK YEA!!

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Postby Theblackdog » Mon May 04, 2009 5:44 pm

But I thought that IVhorseman was the only being fit to wield the Orange Transparent Chainsaw.
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Postby Moronstudios » Mon May 04, 2009 6:22 pm

cmetal wrote:Oh and I'm pretty sure the most destructive hand-held weapon known is the cult. Dumbass.

No, a cult is the most destructive thrown weapon known.
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Postby birdman » Mon May 04, 2009 6:24 pm

true dat. and also, it's generally a good idea not to call our most badass member a dumbass. just sayin'.
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Postby Cpl. Halan » Mon May 04, 2009 6:41 pm

I vote we tar and feather him for insulting the best builder on our forums


since I read that, I was trying to figure out how to beat it but I know how: ram the mothership and take them down with you
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Postby lrdofbricks » Mon May 04, 2009 7:11 pm

im feeling jappy that im not J+B right now!
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Postby IVhorseman » Tue May 05, 2009 1:16 am

Theblackdog wrote:But I thought that IVhorseman was the only being fit to wield the Orange Transparent Chainsaw.


< Pretty damn true.

Iceplanet rules because Iceplanet guys are all badasses. Each one of them was born on an icy world, where a warm day meant liquid piss. Individually, each one of them punched their way out of their mothers womb with icy fists, stared the doctor right in the eye, and killed him. They then would go into the corner, and craft their own Orange Transparent Chainsaw out of pure nothingness. Armed with a shiny new toy, they would traditionally kick schoolteachers in the goddamn face with their size twelve boots and chainsaw the fuck out of freight trains for giving them the stink eye. Accidentially bumped Iceplanet on the elevator? You know have an orange transparent chainsaw for a colon. The fact of the matter is, if you mess with iceplanet dudes, they will wear you like a glove.
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Postby Natalya » Tue May 05, 2009 1:34 am

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Postby Cpl. Halan » Tue May 05, 2009 5:42 am

Moronstudios wrote:
cmetal wrote:Oh and I'm pretty sure the most destructive hand-held weapon known is the cult. Dumbass.

No, a cult is the most destructive thrown weapon known.

no, the imperial star destroyer(lego) is a more destructive thrown weapon(thing must be more than 1lb)
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