Mr T says My Little penises likes to take it from behind... I think he means like a sneak attack or something, not sure. If Chuck is meant to be so hard and all that, why does he look like a hairdresser from an 80's movie?..
(...What?.. I did not break my promise... it was on the news).
Iceplanet rules because Iceplanet guys are all badasses. Each one of them was born on an icy world, where a warm day meant liquid piss. Individually, each one of them punched their way out of their mothers womb with icy fists, stared the doctor right in the eye, and killed him. They then would go into the corner, and craft their own Orange Transparent Chainsaw out of pure nothingness. Armed with a shiny new toy, they would traditionally kick schoolteachers in the goddamn face with their size twelve boots and chainsaw the fuck out of freight trains for giving them the stink eye. Accidentially bumped Iceplanet on the elevator? You know have an orange transparent chainsaw for a colon. The fact of the matter is, if you mess with iceplanet dudes, they will wear you like a glove.
Even worthy of my Immortal Maniacs IVhorseman. They salute a kindred spirit... which is kind of like shouting abuse and shooting and throwing things at you... in a good natured psychotic sort of way.