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Postby Silent-sigfig » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:51 am

You racist fuck.
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Silent-sigfig wrote: :dog:

Coolest 1000th post ever :D
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Postby pesgores » Wed Sep 02, 2009 7:52 am

Lol.
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Postby liesandpies » Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:59 am

Use brown hairpieces to make them look more Jewish.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:58 am

They have a special rule for being Jewish: Any one of them can try to become a doctor or a lawyer at any time they want but they have to roll a 6. :lol:


I just had a battle with these guys, my space commies and another faction I have called Al-Kind-of(Like al-quada)

It was the best battle ever! the space commies were led by Vladimir Lenin's brain in a robotic body Al-Kind-of were led by Commrade McHook who lost his leg and hand to a communist shark.

Some highlights were Lenin producing Vodka out of nothing then throwing and lighting it to kill 4 of my guys.
after my medik died my engineer tried to become a doctor but failed and became a lawyer. he was so ashamed that he ran of the board.

After I ran over Lenin with my tank he was revived, punched a hole in the front of the tank and ripped off the driver's head.

One the Al-Kind-of's heros( a 5 year-old trapped in an adult's body) tried to backflip over a bunch of guys and shoot them with his apple juice guns but during the flip his G.I. Joe fell out of his pocket and landed in a barrel which he dove into to find the G.I. Joe, only to find nothing. the barrel filled up with tears and apple juice.


All credit for names and back stories should go to severalcatsdancing and her sister.
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Postby benkim123 » Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:26 am

Why does a terrorist boy own a G.I Joe action figure?
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Postby ltobvious » Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:10 am

I believe the answer you're looking for is: Yes.
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Postby tunasailor » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:34 pm

Good use of the live jackets, I have so many of them but don't know what I can use them for, except jackets for WWII pilots.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:59 pm

Arrrgh, I'm about to get 500 posts and still no custom rank.
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Postby birdman » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:03 pm

Stop whining.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:21 pm

Yah, I don't want to get banned.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:23 pm

Is dimmy a custom rank because now my rank says I am one. Either it's standard or a I got it as punishment for whining. I hope it was the first.



EDIT: It's the first :) :mbd: for me to find that out.
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:38 pm

Dimmy is a standard rank.

If you whine about not having a custom rank, you're not going to get one any time soon. Dr. X didn't have one until he was over 1000 posts or so, it took me until around 1500 I think.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:05 pm

"Sigh", Ok.
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Postby Strana » Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:50 pm

actually all it takes for a custom post is raystub to laugh at something funny enough. or awesome enough, for instance roc already has his own rank, and also that why the ranks tend to shange
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Postby pesgores » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:12 am

I got a custom rank at about post 400. It was somethign realted with...I can't remember, but ti was ebfore "Triangle Job'd".
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