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The Red Army

Postby doodstormer » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:29 pm

Side view.

Side view of the other side

The Dimmy regiment. The Red Army comes in and kidnaps them on a regular basis to act as grunts on the front lines.

The Dimmies are kept under control by the Dimmy Driver, who they believe is a powerful wizard. It's actually a laser gun, but he doesn't tell them that.

Idius Stupendus, Lord of the second levels of Dumbassticus, Dread Demonic God of Stupidity. The Dimmies can summon him by killing two of their own and using the magical Frog Staff.

The Undead Biker Knights battalion, led by the fearless Black Knight. It's not sure whether they're actually undead, or if they just got the flesh peeled off their faces from high speeds.

Unlike the others, the Black Knight doesn't technically ride a bike. He prefers a rocket powered, heavily armored speeder with a rocket launcher and axes on the sides.

Two of the bikes are also carrying mobile cannons, in case range becomes a major goal.

A cyborg troll with a jet pack. The Red Army's scientists can get really, REALLY bored sometimes, resulting in awesome stuff like this.

The Dragonfly is a mech armed with flamethrowers, piloted by a racist pyromaniac. Most people don't try and tell him that he's a yellow-skinned minifig too.

The Emperor himself (The army's hero) and the main infantry.

The Emperor, Doodstormicus Procrastinatus, is not actually lazy. He just likes the idea of being carried into battle on a reclining office chair.

The militia infantry actually do most of the fighting.

Also, there are the Samurai Hardsuits. I put different helmets on the skull depending on who my opponent is.
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Postby Tzan » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:32 pm

Nice army, I like that dimmy demon.
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Postby kiemaster » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:45 pm

nice i like it
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Postby Warhead » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:48 pm

Doomstormer, I like it! Nice Dimmy stuff too.
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Postby dcl32 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:09 pm

Idius Stupendus FTW
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Postby Natalya » Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:35 pm

A couple units from your army are now featured on the wiki on the Mecha page.  Make a new page that talks about their history.  ^^
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Postby Strana » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:14 pm

yes pimp the site

especially like the cyborged ogre, remeinded me of hellboy 2 the golden army
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Postby Bragallot » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:51 pm

Great army, I love it. Moar heavy gear :)
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Postby OneEye589 » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:57 pm

It's not sure whether they're actually undead, or if they just got the flesh peeled off their faces from high speeds.

Best part.

But I like the hardsuits the most. I actually have a couple floating around with almost the exact same build.
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Postby Matt BeDar » Sat Oct 10, 2009 10:16 pm

Wow! I like the army! Better then what I can scrap together  :cry:
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Postby Greenkey15 » Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:05 am

When I saw the title I expected something else, but otherwise it is ingenious!
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Postby All-Bricks United » Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:22 am

I totally dig this.  Especially the hardsuits and walker.  And the bikers.  Okay, really, it's the whole thing.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sun Oct 11, 2009 1:51 pm

'Vill dey be comrades ov de U.S.S.S.R.?
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Postby doodstormer » Sun Oct 11, 2009 2:52 pm

Cpt. Zipps wrote:'Vill dey be comrades ov de U.S.S.S.R.?

What is this, MOC Pages?
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Postby benkim123 » Mon Oct 12, 2009 8:24 am

How did you make the samurai hardsuits? I need to make some! Awesome army btw.
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