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Postby Nitewatchman » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:53 pm

So, one of the people I play with posted this image on Face Book...and...F-me.....it's just one....BIG....CANNON!

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You'd need a full room to start outside its firing range....wow. J.D. had too much time on his hands.


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Postby Candlejack » Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:55 pm

It only shoots straight up.
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Postby Arkbrik » Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:17 am

Compensating for something?
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Postby lrdofbricks » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:12 am

ya, my first thoughts were equal to candlejacks. it would blow itself up on the first shot.
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Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:38 am

Unless it was some sort of Gauss Arc Flayer with spikes of dark eldritch lightning sparking off the top and laying waste to targets below.

However, Arkbrik's right, this is more a Phallus Flayer than a Super-Cannon.
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:49 am

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Postby Fulizer » Fri Oct 23, 2009 1:55 pm

The only way that could kick moar ass is if it was in one colour
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Postby Nitewatchman » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:25 pm

What's the big deal with the solid color thing? That's retarded. Who wants everything to be the same color!? Color coordination is what matters, and that thing isn't mismatched.

The way it works is basically a giant piece of artillery. Fire, bounce the giant laser blast(or whatever JD wants to call it) off a stealth satellite, then use the satellite to direct the massive death ray. Basically like a mirror.

This, of course, brings to bear the question, "Why not just fire it from space?" to which I reply, "This is Brikwars."
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Postby OneEye589 » Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:38 pm

So it takes a turn or two to actually hit the target?
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Postby Scottsamn » Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:31 pm

I think you could do more damage by throwing someone of the top. But this is Brikwars! Practicality can go jump off that thing, death machines are more awsome!
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Postby ColourSchemer » Fri Oct 23, 2009 6:49 pm

Imagine the impact crater and shock wave that this would create if it fell over. I would exert all efforts into knocking it over.

And unless the general paid CP for a foundation, that shouldn't be too hard to do.
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Postby IVhorseman » Fri Oct 23, 2009 8:09 pm

Yeah, JD kindof sounds like a tool
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Postby piltogg » Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:16 pm

ummmm, given what you could make with the same number of briks, this isn't a very usefull use for them.
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Postby pesgores » Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:51 am

Fail cannon. Unless you can lean it.
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Postby Professor Ken » Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:50 pm

Personally, I'd stick it up in space, refer to it as the "Galaxy Gun" (Star Wars Expanded Universe reference for the win!) and use it to snipe passing planetoids. But yes, unless you have enemy flagships to blast with it, it's a pretty enormous waste of good bricks.

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