This elite corps contains only the most manly of men, as the common soldier is armed with little more than a pistol and the manly mane on their face.
They are led by the charismatic and overall awesome General Fancystache. He wields the powerful Ruby Gemsword and is flanked by his hand-picked Spec Ops squad, who wield a variety of Ruby Gemsword esque weaponry.
As General Fancystache started to train his army, he became bored and randomly selected a handful to serve as officers and do the work for him. When they protested, he ordered their beards shaved off. Disgraced, and disfigured, they had no choice but to accept their cruel fate and train the n00bs into proper shape. While there are only two officers for now, the odds that Fancystache will make more increase as Saturnalia approaches....
While they pride themselves in their infantry, their real marvel is the Pigtail Tank. Capable of transporting an entire squad into combat and dishing out major hurt to any pesky vehicles, this baby is a freaking TANK.
And, with a little help from the Godhands, the top pops right off for easy access to the interior!
Once it is all loaded up, the top snaps right back on and it be PWN'n TIME!
And there you have it, my first dedicated army. Bask in their epicness.