Captain TZAN - Space Brigand + Ladies Man Extraordinaire.

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Captain TZAN - Space Brigand + Ladies Man Extraordinaire.

Post by Warhead » Fri May 28, 2010 6:37 am

This was unasked for but I did it anyway.

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The Scourge of the Space Lanes, Captain Ol'Git Tzan and his crew of Frisky Frolic-ettes.

It is well known that when a ship is raided by Cpt Tzan and his crew not only do they gain plunder but all the attractive female captives will fall under Tzan's Swashbuckling Thrall and end up serving as loyal crew members. In the odd occasion when any have been re-captured and interrogated they all freely admit they like pillow fighting in their undies of an evening or naked volley ball. The Pirate life is hard... but so rewarding.

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The Captain gives his crew a speach...

"ARR!"
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Post by Zahru II » Fri May 28, 2010 7:00 am

Arr-some. :)
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Post by Paco » Fri May 28, 2010 7:50 am

Arrgreed. How many Leias do you have?

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Post by RagnarokRose » Fri May 28, 2010 7:56 am

Arrharhahar. That's cool.
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Post by Tzan » Fri May 28, 2010 10:01 am

Arrrr! haz you bin readin me diary?

"Dear Diary There was a knock on the airlock door yesterday. I opened the door and there was the space pizza delivery girl. BUT! I hadnt ordered any pizza!"

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Post by Warhead » Fri May 28, 2010 10:12 am

:shock: Was it... Extra hot?

The only thing I was unsure about was the Torso but it seems to look ok and thanks to Ross you are now on the Wiki where you belong, yah ol' scoundrel.
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