The Military of Nyphilis United

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Who would win in a fight?

BoB
4
9%
A Triangle
5
11%
Brikthulu
22
49%
a nuke
14
31%
 
Total votes : 45

Postby Elmagnifico » Sun May 30, 2010 3:47 pm

w00t!!!

Home-schooling FTW!!!
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Postby mm233 » Sun May 30, 2010 3:51 pm

:lol: *coolaid man voice* "Oh Yea."
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Postby trebnos1 » Sun May 30, 2010 4:55 pm

This forum seems to attract an inordinate ratio of homeschoolers...
That could explain why everyone thinks we're emotionally unstable.
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Postby Warhead » Sun May 30, 2010 5:03 pm

Now that I've got some of the little bleeders out into the open...


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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun May 30, 2010 7:00 pm

trebnos1 wrote:This forum seems to attract an inordinate ratio of homeschoolers...
That could explain why everyone thinks we're emotionally unstable.


Y'know why? Because we're at home all day and Lego's supposedly 'educational'. It's rational, especially since one of every three kids I ask have either heard of or played Brikwars.

Oh, and before I forget, welcome. Excellent job with the report. I have a feeling you'll become one of the regulars in no time.
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Postby trebnos1 » Sun May 30, 2010 9:32 pm

Well, in this case Legos really are exceptionally educational. Especially Warhead's variations...
Also, I had no idea what a railgun was before I got here. Or a chaingun, or several other projectile-flinging variants.
See my title for additional sentiment.
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Postby Tuefish » Sun May 30, 2010 10:29 pm

trebnos1 wrote:I had no idea what a railgun was before I got here.


Oh, let me assure you, you still don't.
But you will, you all will, come the Caid sector rematch.
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Postby Elmagnifico » Sun May 30, 2010 10:54 pm

Crap, you built a battle train, didn't you, Tuefish.
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Postby Cakeman » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:05 pm

Nice army, the general looks like just the minifig to command an army like this. Also, the dropship i spot on, the fact that it can actually land a decent amount of troops makes it win in my eyes. And did you say battle? Well... take pictures, post it. Please? :)
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Postby RoC77 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:48 pm

Sweet army, looks like a force not to be trifled with. What is the MNU's views on Peach equality?
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Postby PandoraNuker » Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:32 pm

@Cakeman: The battle is probably not worth posting. It was filled with ragtag rainbow structures and while I took pictures, they weren't exactly good at reporting the battle, and were taken more to be good, violent wallpapers. It was just a small scale test solo test battle, with my fighters, marines, and minigunners participating against pirates and other napoleanic soldiers. We won, though.

@Roc77: While we our peach policies don't reach outright barbarianism and genocide like the Assyrians, we generally consider peaches inferior, mostly because the yellows constitute the majority of the soldiers and mixing yellows and peaches would violate the conformity demanded by the Church of Spherism. But it really depends on which skin-colored minifigure would make a better army
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Postby Jbgarrison » Tue Jul 13, 2010 11:41 pm

PandoraNuker wrote:you dickhead, it still is, I'm just too lazy to post it.


Pandy, may I remind you that you being lazy and not posting doesn't make someone else a dickhead, matter-of-factly speaking. :)

So to address this topic, it is true, the Nyphilusian soldiery have in fact been sighted in the very same forum fight which is currently being overrun by a horde of blockbots which used to be controlled by Aoffan23. I missed them myself because the Nyphs weren't really getting much airplay (hint: closeup photos of your nyphs from now on will get them more prestige!).
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Postby beluga » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:31 pm

Welcome back to the military of Nyphilis United recruitment and information center! I’m sure it has been a long time since you have heard of the Nyphilian army, and some of the newer n00bs may have never even heard of it. While [s]pedonuker[/s] PandoraNuker has been gone for a while, the army of Nyphilis has continued to grow and expand its ranks. Let me show you the new developments.
 
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The biggest advancement in the Nyphilian army is the construction of the first SHIP, the S.S Midgetman.
 
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Staring down the Midgetman’s size 11 main cannon.
 
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The bridge. Main deck is in the middle floor, while the engineering, shields, bunks, etc are in the lower grey deck.
 
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The crew that mans the Midgetman. From left to right: captain, lieutenant, 2 bridge operators, and the gunner.
 
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Also part of the ship’s crew is the Nyphilian Star Marines, the section of the army devoted to being the ships’ security forces and boarding parties.
 
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Also new to the army are the desert commandos, specialized units trained for desert operations.
 
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While they cameoed in the “Immortal’s Worst Nightmare” forum battle fiasco, the Nyphilian jungle corps has never gotten a proper appearance. Here they are.
 
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The jetpack corps is a relatively new addition to the army. With slightly thicker armor and heavier weaponry, they can do a lot more damage than the regular infantry.
 
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The medic was featured but never properly introduced in my first army update.
 
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While the Phoenix fighters were cameoed as a civilian spacecraft in the aforementioned forum battle, they have never been introduced. The Nyphilian army realized the need for a small, portable, compact fighter jet that could pack a punch, and so production for this fighter was commissioned. It has proven its reliability and mettle in countless battles.
 
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The Pegasus tilt rotor helicopter was an ad-hoc correction to fill a donut hole the military had: a small transport vehicle. While the shuttles could bring troops from star to star and from a planet’s continent to continent, it proved bulky and ineffective in dropping off small numbers of troops during battle. So the Pegasus was designed with mainly transport in mind, carrying two soldiers and a pilot.
 
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While the original Nyphilian shuttle was designed as a dropship/gunship, concerns grew as the immortal, peach, triangulist, and dimmy threats grew ever closer, so the shuttle was also then purposed as a bomber. This is the standard bomb payload for a shuttle now. Talk about a bunker-buster!
 
Overall, I hope that we at the MNU have helped you express desire to join our amazing military. For the motherland of Nyphilis, we fight!
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Postby Robot Monkey » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:48 pm

Wait....

He's alive?
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Re: The Military of Nyphilis United

Postby Natalya » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:21 pm

PandoraNuker wrote:One of our core principles is that yellows are superior to peaches, and consequently we war with them all the time.


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