Baron von Burger and the Food Brigade

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Baron von Burger and the Food Brigade

Postby aoffan23 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:49 pm

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From left to right: Ice cream cones, turkey (you can't see it, it's behind the Baron), Baron von Burger himself, mutant pizza with pizza cutter, walking Box of Fries, more ice cream cones.

Baron von Burger:
Skill - 1d8
Move - 5"
Armour - 5

Specialties:
Heroic Ego

Appetite for Destruction - If The Baron is within 6" of an item of food, he may use his action to bring it to life and recruit it to his army. (Once per turn) Note that all living food items are simple-minded, and have a skill of 1d4.

Weapons: Walking Stick - It's a heavy weapon.

Box of Fries:
Skill - 1d4 (simple-minded)
Move - 5"
Armour - 3

Weapons:
French Fries:
Damage - 1d6 Range - 10" fires in an arc like a launcher.

Ice Cream Cone:
Skill - 1d4 (simple-minded)
Move - 4"
Armour - 2

Weapons:
Two Scoops of DEATH:
The ice cream cones each have 2 scoops of ice cream they can launch at enemies to give them such an intense brain freeze that it kills them.
Damage - 1d6 Range - 6" Payload - 2

Mutant Pizza:
Skill - 1d6
Move - 5"
Armour - 3

Weapons: Pizza Cutter - it's a hand weapon.

Roasted Turkey:
Skill - 1d4 (simple-minded)
Move - 5" (or it can fly 4")
Armour - 4

Weapons: Bony Legs - two hand weapons
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Postby Keldoclock » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:56 pm

Delicious, yet evil. Very nice.
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Postby Swordsalmon » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:01 pm

If I had a seal of approval, I'd give it to you. Baron von Burger is incredible.  :<3:
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Postby Warhead » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:11 pm

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Great job! :D
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:32 pm

Bloody hilarious! Expand it! :D
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Postby Hoboman » Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:46 pm

So we attack them by eating them? Sounds odd, yet filling as well.  :lol:

Love the little Ice Cream guys.
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Postby thade » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:05 pm

Dangit! Now I have to start coming up with slogans.

Um....
Prepare to taste defeat!
Death is a dish best served with fries!
Taking "food fight" to a whole new level.
In soviet russia, food eats you.

*Cue Groans*
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Postby Cakeman » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:47 pm

No no, no groans. We want more. And a battlereport. Really neat build, all the objects are recognizable but legoish, the Baron himself is great. Well done!
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Postby Zahru II » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:50 pm

You should really cameo Cakeman :)

Also, somebody should really do a hamburglar as an elite assassin against these guys :D
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Postby Craigallot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:54 pm

These should beware of the USA.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:56 pm

Some glued on googly eyes would look great.
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Postby aoffan23 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:01 pm

Bragallot wrote:These should beware of the USA.


Lololololol. :lol:

I'm always coming up with new ideas for this kind of crap, so I'll hopefully expand it a bit depending on what I think up next.

I may give Cakeman a spot in this army, now that you bring it up. Sounds like a grand idea. :D

@Tzan: Sounds like it would be hilarious, but I'm somewhat of a purist when it comes to building Lego. If I can do it with white glue, it won't be a problem.

Also, I got a Warhead seal. :D
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Postby aoffan23 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:58 pm

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OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
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Postby thade » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:07 pm

:shock: What is that thing?
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Postby aoffan23 » Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:08 pm

It was supposed to be a monster burger, but it turned out more like a Muppet bird.
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