Warhead: "Hello chaps, and welcome to the Warhead Fashion Channel. Guaranteed to get you more moms than you can handle in under 3 days!"
"As you can see, this is the famed fire jacket, complete with the signature flaming skull on the back. Capes are required when wearing this outfit, because everyone knows that moms are weak to capes.
"And now we'll move on to..."
Feminine Voice: "Oh, yoo-hoo! Warhead! Over here!"
Warhead: "Who are you?"
Head Mom: "Mom Patrol, ready for duty sir. We have been genetically engineered by R&D to be your "personal" bodyguards
Warhead: "Well chaps, I'll have to get back to you next time. I'm a little tied up at the moment."
Head Mom: "Tied up? I like the way you think.