firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:give me some time i hve slow internet here in West St. Paul 1152 Robert St. Minnesota....651 248 4600 U.S. CENTRAL TIME...THE WEATHER IS AWESOME HERE WE HAVE 4 SEASAONS AND ON DECEMBER 25th there are 3 bright stars in the sky that form the handle of the big dipper in the eastern sky. These 3 stars have always been called "THE THREE KINGS" and are in the NE SKY. At ~ 6:45am these 3 stars point at SIRIUS the brightest star in the sky which follows the line down to the horizon to the exact point that THE SUN RISES. On December 22nd THE SUN reaches the lowest point on the horizon and we have the 3 shortest days of the year all the same length and on december 25th the days start to get longer. If you were looking for someplace nice to move THIS IS THE PLACE, it is awesome here. Why I'll will have you know that it IS THE GEOGRAPHIC CENTER OF THIS FINE CONTINENT and YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO VISIT OR LIVE IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY!
He's obviously a robot assassin sent back from the future. Hence the star stuff. That's how they know where and when they are.
Maybe America is no longer at war in his future. He thinks he must be SUPER PATRIOTIC to fit into this time period. And it's working. I believe you, email@example.com
. You TOTALLY BELONG HERE AND NOW.
firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:I am honored to be here. Remember when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
must be from an alternate timeline where Japan and Germany have become indistinguishable.
It's the only explanation.