Ok, I'm starting this, with the Fortress Defense and Higher Learning mods.

Terrifying jungle, oh yeah.

Plenty of funny neighbors.

LETS DO THIS

Our bold dwarves have arrived... what horrors await them in Bonedoomed?
The site is a thick forest with a brook to the north, and a rising hillside to the south. I spot some stone in the murky ponds so we can probably sneak past/not bother with the aquifer if we want to.
Here's a list of the dwarves. Pick which one you want.
Arkbrik SlingoakMale, 52
Expedition Leader
Proficient Appraiser
Adequate Record Keeper
Adequate Organizer
Novice Judge of Intent
He would never shy away from an opportunity to say he is better than somebody else.
Scottsman RomanticlashesFemale, 77
Proficient Miner
Proficient Carpenter
She likes acorn flies for their deafening buzz.
501stCadians ShiplanceMale, 72
Proficient Miner
Proficient Mason
He likes giant axe blades.
SplatteredquakeFemale, 80
Proficient Carpenter
Proficient Grower
When possible, she prefers to consume cardinal.
Keldoclock WheeledstakesMale, 85
Proficient Woodcutter
Skilled Mechanic
Novice Building Designer
He absolutely detests bats.
Runs EldershallsFemale, 87
Proficient Brewer
Proficient Farmer
She is incredibly quick to heal, but she is flimsy and really suspectible to disease.
IVhorseman ShotswallowsFemale, 73
Adequate Wound Dresser
Adequate Diagnostician
Adequate Surgeon
Adequate Bone Doctor
Adequate Suturer
She has a fertile imagination.
Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.