Rule 36b: failure to follow rule 36 or rule 36a will be severely punished.
Rule 37: Don't run with Beer, ever.
(as in, while holding beer in your hands, doing so will only make a mess and make you beer go flat)
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes