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Postby Warhead » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:41 pm

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Postby Pvt Expendable » Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:04 am

wtf is sticking out of the end of that?....

and why are there increments on it,....
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Postby Warhead » Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:52 am

:lol:

I think it may be a booty bothered device at the top.

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Postby Ranger S2H » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:14 pm

Nerf rocks! I've convinced my mom they're harmless, so When shes not looking I can shoot at my brothers when Im frustrated! really calms me down.

back on topic(ish): weve seen wharthogs and raptors, but which one is more awesome or manly?

(I know the raptor would kill the hog but thats because they're two different classes of plane.)
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Postby IVhorseman » Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:17 am

I personally keep a Nerf Recon mounted on the wall above my bed. My dorms practically demand it.

And while a raptor would totally destroy an A-10, the A-10 would ultimately deal out several times more damage, as well as costing only a fraction of the price. Also it would crash less.
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Postby Warhead » Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:45 am

I wish I had the opportunity to run around shooting people with a Nerf gun without being thought of as, a bit odd. Damn my wasted youth.

When I was younger we used to get our friends together and watch every Swartzenager movie back to back, this was the 1990's. We would sit with replica pellet guns and every so often if anyone was board or whatever they would start off a shooting war that would run through the entire house. Beer and food were stockpiled for the occasion. Good days.

Don't the Russians make a MiG that pwns every fighter there is? I'm sure the last I heard they have a very L33T interceptor that can buttfuck a Raptor hands down. As for the Eurofighter... lol!

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Postby Professor Ken » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:40 am

How about a freaking Nerf MACHINEGUN? By itself only average manliness, but could you imagine do a drive-by at your buddy's house with one of these? (I've heard rumors you can increase its firing rate by adding in bigger batteries!)

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A few years ago, I would have given my left arm for one of these babies. I. The temptation is awful to buy one, even now!
Were it that simple...
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Postby IVhorseman » Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:19 pm

One of my roommates has it, and for a while we had a machinegun nest in our living room. Someone moved a table though, so we ended up ditching it.
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Postby eviljack » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:49 pm

I have that nerf gun, its fun in a stationary position, especially with linked clips, if you carry it around you can only use the standard 25 shot clip and it runs out quick. I like the new gun that has the 100 shot barrel clip. That new barrel clip will also work in the CS-6 guns as well. Can't wait to run around with a 100 round pistol. Get two of those clips and you got quick reload on 200 shots.
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:49 am

I thought the raider had only 35 per barrel?


heh. "only".
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Postby Tarren » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:00 pm

Ah, the Target ads came in. I think i'll look into a Raider and Vulcan for Saturnalia. And some extra darts.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:42 pm

If Nerf made real guns that looked half as cool as their fake ones, I'd buy them.
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Postby eviljack » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:52 pm

IVhorseman wrote:I thought the raider had only 35 per barrel?


heh. "only".


Yes you are right. I had read somewhere a while back that it was a 100 shot, don't know where I got that. But when I looked into it today its only 35. Still If I could get two of those clips, thats alot of freakin ammo with a really quick reload time. Plus if you fire them in a pistol where you have to hammer pull for each shot, you won't run out as quickly as you do when you pull the trigger on the vulcan. I have actually started to use the single shot action on the vulcan so as to not run out as quickly.
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Postby IVhorseman » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:42 pm

well your other option on the vulcan is just linking the belts together.
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Postby 501stCadians » Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:56 pm

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