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The Bragging Thread

Postby Tzan » Thu Dec 10, 2009 5:53 pm

To service all your bragging needs.

I just ordered a new computer.

i7-920
6 gb ram
ATI Radeon HD 5870
640 gb hard drive
Win 7
(no monitor)

$ 1229
It was a $300 discount deal.

The system I had picked before had a GTX260 card but just as I was about to hit the button to buy, they removed that card as an option. This led me to call, which made the guy look for a similar system and found the discount deal that was from a newspaper ad. This system is actually $30 dollars less than the GTX260 system. The Radeon card is $150 more expensive.
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Postby Rody » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:07 pm

my own flamethrower...
pics, when my cell phone is finally fixed again..

EDIT: no, that is not going to happen. as i just realised I need both hand to operate it in its current form.

also my webcam won't properly show the flame as the burst is so sudden it can't properly compensate for the sudden increase in brightness.

EDIT 2:
maybe the webcam will work when I use the nozzle that produces the less impressive flames. gonna try it now.
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Postby Tzan » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:56 pm

Bragging about my three way with with Jessica Alba and a nice friend of hers.
Pics when my cell phone is finally fixed again.

EDIT: no, thats not going to happen. as I just realized I need both hands to operate the girls in their current formation.

Also my webcam wont properly show the "flame" as the burst is so sudden it can't properly compensate for the sudden increase in brightness.

EDIT 2:
maybe the webcam will work when I use the "nozzle" that produces the less impressive "flames". gonna try it now. Here I come girls!
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Postby Warhead » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:21 pm

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Postby AdrianTheGeek » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:32 pm

I'm gonna turn this into another Jessica Alba thread.
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Postby Warhead » Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:37 pm

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Postby Tzan » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:45 pm

AdrianTheGeek wrote:I'm gonna turn this into another Jessica Alba thread.


Thats a silly idea.
How about a thread that actually has pictures of hand held flame throwers.
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Postby Arkbrik » Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:38 am

Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:30 pm

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Postby tahthing » Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:04 pm

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Postby Rody » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:57 pm

well, fuck that, at least I had my fun.
next thing to brag about: free beer at our student bar, for all bartenders (including me)

and a very large poster, like you see hanging at cinema's, from the movie get smart

(also the flamethrower is not much more than a syringe filled with lamp oil and a butane torch to light that thing but still..
here it is on youtube, somehow slightly sped up)
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Postby Tzan » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:37 pm

My new machine is

"In Transit" with FedEx


Dec 23, 2009 10:07 AM Departed FedEx location FORT WORTH, TX
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Postby Warhead » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:45 pm

I once got hit so hard I pissed blood. It was scary. Uh, it's not that kind of bragging, is it? Sorry.
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Postby Tzan » Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:50 pm

Sure it is!
How many people do you know of that can piss blood for any reason?

Congrats!
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Postby Magic Soap » Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:38 pm

You piss blood when you cut yourself.
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