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Postby Warhead » Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:07 am

Would that happen to be the disclaimer written on the plank of wood that I have to tie to my arse so I don't fall in your mothers hole? Remind me to take extra rope next time, there are some Mexican Waiters still stuck in there that need rescuing.
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Postby Rody » Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:25 am

Warhead wrote:Um, kinky?..

I'm not sure if I want the answer to this but ok, here goes. What the fairyfuck are you doing that involves poking men in the private areas in a stabbing like fashion in an obviously not fatally way. Not fatal 'cause you got stabbed last time and yet here you are?


simple explanation: I took up fencing,
while stabbing with those weapons is not lethal, it can still hurt in some cases.
stabbing in the crotch... is not an illegal move with the épée as the entire body of your opponent is a valid target area.



see... an entirely not sex related explanation, you people should really get your minds out of the gutter.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Dertyyy » Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:36 am

at least you didn't get hooked in the crotch, as some hockey players tend to get.


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Postby Warhead » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:10 am

see... an entirely not sex related explanation, you people should really get your minds out of the gutter.


Why? Oh, you mean we should all hide how pervy we are. Gotcha! :wink: Moms the word.

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No one will be the wiser.

Epee, hmm. Although I do like the three Musketeers. Fairly funny films.
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Postby stubby » Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:41 pm

Rody wrote:simple explanation: I took up fencing,
while stabbing with those weapons is not lethal, it can still hurt in some cases.
stabbing in the crotch... is not an illegal move with the épée as the entire body of your opponent is a valid target area.

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Postby Warhead » Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:33 pm

At first I was like...

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...but then I was like

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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:29 pm

Since this is the bragging thread...


I just met these girls AND THEY PLAY DND and they're not crazy or anything.
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Postby Arkbrik » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:34 pm

Meh. I've known those girls for years.
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:33 pm

:necro:

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Postby Warhead » Sun Nov 21, 2010 5:28 pm

Er... I once played Rocky in the Rocky Horror Picture Show, it was because of a girl I was going out with that talked me into it. :roll: She was pretty hot though.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:55 pm

Does Mrs.Warhead know about all the thoughts that popped into your head now you remember her?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:20 pm

Well, only that she is the recipient of any hornyness that arises, even if she can't figure out the why fors. :wink:
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:02 pm

Seems like we all got the most epic parts in our respective musicals.
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Postby Tzan » Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:45 pm

I'm putting this in the Bragging thread due to its potential non badassedness.

This is probably 2006.
So one day I wake up, its 6:00 am.
I hear some woody banging.
A few minutes later I hear it again, only this time I notice a similarity with the first sounds.
I hear it again, its the same pattern, hmmm.
OH krap! its morsekode for SOS!

I get dressed, while hearing it again.
I know there is a really old dude who lives below me in this apartment building.
I head down there and knock on his door, its unlocked. I go in and ask if he needs help. I hear him, say yes from the bathroom.

He said he fell at about midnight, but didnt want to bother anyone, so he waited till morning and started rapping on the cabinet.

I grabbed him under his shoulders and lifted him to his feet. Total dead weight, it was very hard for me, lucky he was short and skinny.

That was it, he said he was fine. Like a turtle that flipped over.
A few months later he moved out, since he shouldn't be left alone.
The scary this was he was still driving his car until he left.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:17 pm

Silverdream wrote:I'm wearing a kilt right now, and get to be William Wallace on friday.


There was an old guy on campus today, walking around in a kilt and a tartan with a knife strapped to his ankle.
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