Nah, it was shortarse (short man) syndrome that Napoleon had.
Incidentally it has been my observation, and my personal contention is that the majority of Shortarses (men only) everywhere are insufferable pricks. Ok, so I'm now a self professed heightist, I admit it, and for of all you out there that view these comments as offensive, demeaning and discriminatory I wish you all to take note of these further words. Yup, you are absolutely right, they are but what is also true is this, no matter what you Shortarses do in life or how superior other aspects of your being make you feel you'll always be a floor sucking little fuck without the respect of taller people like me, even if we pretend otherwise which also includes taller girlfriends btw, so tough shit stumpy. Ah-hahahahaha!
Today I thought I would get in touch with my Redneck self, I usually keep him locked up but every so often I let him out for a bit of exercise.