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Postby Warhead » Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:08 pm

Nah, that's when you keep it as a pet and feed it the neighbours pets... or smaller annoying siblings.
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Postby Lt. Krus » Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:26 pm

solvess wrote:you could try a bird... oh wait.
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Is that a big black dildo in the background? Or the spider's dick?
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Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 29, 2010 4:08 am

That would be the lesser spotted bird dildoing spider of Badgingarra, Australia. Wikipedia says it likes nothing better than to thrust a 12" black ribbed knobbler up a birds snatch before devouring it's victim.

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If it's the grey bit your talking about then it's the spiders abdomen.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Aug 29, 2010 8:47 am

Wow. Where can I get one of those?
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Postby Butthurt » Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:48 pm

I am here to turn in some man cards for Stubby!

-He owns a copy of Twilight.
-He wore my bra around the house.
-He drew up a chart for my knitting pattern.

True story!
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Postby stubby » Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:59 pm

In my defense! I did not ask for that copy of Twilight! booty bothered got it at the used bookstore and brought it to the office as a birthday present to humiliate me. I've only opened it once, and that was to torture the graphic design team with a dramatic live reading. It was just as terrible as you imagine.

The other stuff is all true though. The bra thing was because, after the toilet licking adventure with IVhorseman, I was running out of ways to torment and creep out booty bothered around the house, and then I discovered one of her bras was SUPER PADDED and the rest was history.
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:16 pm

I killed a policeman.
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Postby The Shadowscythe » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:38 pm

stubby wrote:In my defense! I did not ask for that copy of Twilight! booty bothered got it at the used bookstore and brought it to the office as a birthday present to humiliate me. I've only opened it once, and that was to torture the graphic design team with a dramatic live reading. It was just as terrible as you imagine.

The other stuff is all true though. The bra thing was because, after the toilet licking adventure with IVhorseman, I was running out of ways to torment and creep out booty bothered around the house, and then I discovered one of her bras was SUPER PADDED and the rest was history.


And yet . . . no comment on the knitting patterns . . . :roll:
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Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:38 pm

Silent-sigfig wrote:I killed a policeman.


I've shagged loads of Police Women.

Fuck, Stubby. You must have rattled the bars on Butthurts cage to get her so pissed to post all that stuff here.
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Postby stubby » Sun Aug 29, 2010 3:55 pm

I did, but I don't remember what it was.

Oh yeah, now I remember. Our height differential is such that when I'm standing up and she's sitting down, my butt and her face are at the same altitude. So it's because of a couple nights ago, when I was able, in a casual manner, to summon forth an epic fart directly on her face. Long story.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:03 pm

Aaah, her mouth was open I take it. Nothing worse than that first breath of Roasted Peanut goodness.
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Postby stubby » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:41 pm

I don't know for sure, I was facing the other direction and I was laughing too hard afterwards to ask.
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Postby *CRAZYHORSE* » Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:48 pm

I just died! ;']
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Postby Silent-sigfig » Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:39 pm

*CRAZYHORSE* wrote:I just died! ;']


You don't get your mancard back.
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Postby BrikWhore » Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:40 pm

stubby wrote:I did, but I don't remember what it was.

Oh yeah, now I remember. Our height differential is such that when I'm standing up and she's sitting down, my butt and her face are at the same altitude. So it's because of a couple nights ago, when I was able, in a casual manner, to summon forth an epic fart directly on her face. Long story.



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