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Postby aoffan23 » Thu May 27, 2010 6:58 pm

Ross_Varn wrote:FUCK. Shadowscyth just gave me nightmares.

On a related note, I used to wear a kilt... and compete for cash in international competitions. Doing the Sword Dance. So shut the frik up, or I'll gut you with me dirk. Yankees.


Oh snap, a fellow Highland Dancer! Well, I don't actually dance, my sis used to, she was pretty damn good at it too. After countless competitions, practice sessions at home, and the like, I got sick of bagpipes for a few years.

I've grown to hate them less now, but I still remember driving an hour north to have bagpipes ringing in my ears the whole ride home. Also, there were like no guys dancing, you're a rare breed Ross. I applaud you.
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Postby DarthBrik » Fri May 28, 2010 1:01 am

I danced too though i wasen't as good and I quit earlier than ross, cause the teacher was an evil scottie!
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 28, 2010 2:46 am

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Trying to teach some precocious teens would make anyone Evuul.

If the sound of bagpipes don't make you want to kill people then you are doing it wrong.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri May 28, 2010 8:26 am

Aheh. I went to competitions for a while. Nothing like dancing the Fling while watching three guys across the way try and play Catch the Caber as fifty people watch while trying to telepathically make you mess up. Like I said. Cash Prizes.

And thanks Aoffan- I don't usually tell people, as they call it the kilt a skirt. Like I said... dirks...
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Postby DarthBrik » Fri May 28, 2010 9:27 am

i remimber the good old days when our dad played the bagpipes and when ever we went to a highland game there was haggis throwing.
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 28, 2010 10:49 am

Well, you certainly wouldn't eat the damn things. :x yuck!
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Postby Ross_Varn » Fri May 28, 2010 11:10 am

Who in their right mind would eat boiled lamb stomach anyway?
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Postby Zahru II » Fri May 28, 2010 11:15 am

Y'know, here in the middle of Europe, we do. Except it's from pork. And we call it sth that roughly translates to 'pork cheese'. basically everything that's left from the animal minced, then loaded and cooked in his own intensities. Don't eat too much or it'll give you stomach ache.

Edit: here's a pic. Now tell me, ain't it mouthwatering?

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Postby stubby » Fri May 28, 2010 12:16 pm

This is what I don't understand about European cooking: boiled meat. What the hell? Or really, boiled anything other than eggs. If you're going to fill a stomach with bits, you need to grill it, not boil it.
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Postby Zahru II » Fri May 28, 2010 12:27 pm

But where's all the fun and gravy goodness then?
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Postby Magic Soap » Fri May 28, 2010 12:56 pm

stubby wrote:This is what I don't understand about European cooking: boiled meat. What the hell? Or really, boiled anything other than eggs. If you're going to fill a stomach with bits, you need to grill it, not boil it.

Stick 'em, mash 'em, put 'em in a stew.
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Postby Warhead » Fri May 28, 2010 2:14 pm

Deep Fry them from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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Postby Arkbrik » Fri May 28, 2010 2:57 pm

Getting back on topic...

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Postby BFenix » Fri May 28, 2010 3:08 pm

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:!: Once, I stamped on an insect, sprayed deodorant, air freshener and water all over it's mangled corpse, whacked it a few more times. 5 Minutes later, it was still alive. :?:

Well, knowing that roaches can survive nuclear holocausts, that doesn't surprised me, or maybe it does!
Just yesterday I stepped on one and it got thorn apart, totally squished
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Postby stubby » Fri May 28, 2010 4:01 pm

oh god the manity
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