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Postby severalcatsdancing » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:34 am

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I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

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Postby solvess » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:38 pm

I lol'd so hard when i saw that.
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Postby Robot Monkey » Sat Dec 18, 2010 1:05 pm

@SeveralCats: the :phil: strikes again! I laughed alot when I saw that.
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Postby Ham701 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:30 pm

Bizarre. I made my own Philosoraptor similar to that one a couple weeks ago.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43034311@N06/5202192095/" title="Seriously by Ham N' Biscuits, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4126/5202192095_25eaf7ed9e.jpg" width="432" height="432" alt="Seriously"></a>
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

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Postby RunsWithLegos » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:04 pm

Ham701 wrote:Bizarre. I made my own Philosoraptor similar to that one a couple weeks ago.

<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/43034311@N06/5202192095/" title="Seriously by Ham N' Biscuits, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4126/5202192095_25eaf7ed9e.jpg" width="432" height="432" alt="Seriously"></a>


why would it be snuggle? it would be ether sex, insest or masterbation... or snuggle if your a jerk
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Postby Zahru II » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:10 pm

that's inCest, with a c.

And it only counts if you do it with your cool big sis.

I wish I had one :(
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Postby stubby » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:30 pm

If you go back in time and have sex with yourself ...
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... that's kind of gay.
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Postby Ham701 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 11:58 pm

Ah, but technically you're not having sex with another person, just yourself. If that's dapper, that makes masturbation dapper.
stubby wrote: my floppy penis gets first dibs on it for tradition's sake, but it doesn't seem likely that he'll want to stick around long enough to play.

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Postby aoffan23 » Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:56 am

Silverdream wrote::phil: If you go to an alternate universe where you are the opposite sex and have intercourse with your doppelganger, is that considered to be masturbation, incest, fucking an ugly girl or snuggle?


It's considered dumb.
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Postby Warhead » Sun Dec 19, 2010 4:11 am

Ham701 wrote:Ah, but technically you're not having sex with another person, just yourself. If that's dapper, that makes masturbation dapper.


Very true that. Some might also say having sex with soft and gurly women is dapper and only real men shag lions armed with chainsaws while on fire and drinking beer... but those people are obviously idiots and need to be told by my floppy penis

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Postby Ross_Varn » Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:28 pm

Knowing how I act, there is probably no chance that I would end up in bed with my female doppleganger.

Then again, we would be a good match...
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Postby stubby » Fri Jan 28, 2011 11:08 pm

This starts out like "this is pretty manly" and then you get to the last line and it's like "DAMN that is a MAN!"

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Postby razgriz 25th inf. » Sat Jan 29, 2011 12:52 am

Damn thats a man!
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Postby Keldoclock » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:27 am

Duke Nukem actually didn't come up with that quote^ but I can't be bothered to find the guy who did.

I think shooting things that piss you off is an excellent hobby and should be easier to do.(damn NYC gun control laws, HOW WILL I PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WITHOUT GUNS!)



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Postby Warhead » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:18 pm

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THIS.

YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKER?

GOOD, YOU GODDAMN BETTER, BECAUSE HE SEES YOU, BITCH.

THIS IS A FUCKING FULL GROWN NAME-TAKING, SHARK EATING, ASS snuggling SALTWATER CROCODILE. YOU BEST GET ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER, HE’S A GODDAMN LIVING DINOSAUR. ALL THOSE OTHER DINOSAURS?

DEAD.

T. REX?

DEAD.

MOTHERFUCKING BRACHIOSAURUS?

DEADER THAN YOUR SEX LIFE. BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S STILL ALIVE, STILL EATING WHAT AND WHOEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS. HE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO CHANGE HIS EVOLUTIONARY CHARACTERISTICS TO ADAPT TO CHANGING CLIMATES, CHANGING TIMES…HELL, A WHOLE CHANGING WORLD! HE WAS BORN BADASS, AND BADASS HE’LL STAY. YOU BEST RECOGNIZE HIS BADASSERY.
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