Keldoclock wrote:Also, I was once stabbed very hard with a very sharp pencil, and permanently have a piece of graphite lodged in my hand.
Hey, I've got one of those too, from the year 1988. It was once in the center of my hand, but my hand grew out from underneath it and now it's drifted back to be close to the wrist.
I got stabbed with a pencil one other time a year later, but the dumbass tried to jam it into my bony chest instead of up through the soft tender abdomen like experienced pencil-stabbers do. I was already bleeding pretty bad from taking a couple good punches to the face so I just spit a mouthful of blood in his eyes, grabbed him by the back of the head while he was blinded, and bashed his face into a wall a couple times, dumb kid. Nowadays I'd probably get arrested for the blood thing, now that it's a biohazard and everyone's freaked out about AIDS transmission or whatever. But back then it was just business as usual, five minutes later I was sitting down in my next class and nothing ever came of it.