aoffan23 wrote:"I bag groceries and shit. But only when I feel like it. If I don't then that's too fucking bad grandma, you'll have to do it yourself. Sometimes I take in the shopping carts from outside. I'll grab like 20 of them and use my manly strength to push them at incredible velocity through the parking lot, so fast that it would kill any of the moms who come in if they dare get in the way. I banged half of them by the way. Suck on that Warhead!!"
aoffan23 wrote:Also, when i feel like it, I push carts stacked a metre and a half high with boxes full of food and shit. Then I throw them wherever the fuck I want on the shelves because they were pissing me off when they were in the back room. Then I sit in the back room for fifteen minutes and admire just how awesome I am.
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feuer_faust wrote:There you go. So long as you remind your customers to shop smart.
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