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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 4:31 pm

I work part-time at a grocery store.




Oh, we're talking about manly jobs? Never mind. :roll:
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Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:18 pm

You could probably make it sound manly if you exaggerated and embellished and carefully chose your words.
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Postby RoC77 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:21 pm

aoffan23 wrote:When I feel like working, I help supply consumables at my local dispensary.


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Postby Natalya » Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:26 pm

Yeah maybe embellish it some more.

aoffan23 wrote:"I bag groceries and shit. But only when I feel like it. If I don't then that's too fucking bad grandma, you'll have to do it yourself. Sometimes I take in the shopping carts from outside. I'll grab like 20 of them and use my manly strength to push them at incredible velocity through the parking lot, so fast that it would kill any of the moms who come in if they dare get in the way. I banged half of them by the way. Suck on that Warhead!!"
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Postby aoffan23 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:05 pm

This, I can work with.

aoffan23 wrote:Also, when i feel like it, I push carts stacked a metre and a half high with boxes full of food and shit. Then I throw them wherever the fuck I want on the shelves because they were pissing me off when they were in the back room. Then I sit in the back room for fifteen minutes and admire just how awesome I am.
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Postby feuer_faust » Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:35 pm

There you go. So long as you remind your customers to shop smart. 8)
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Postby spartan117 » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:18 pm

safeway?

I kill people
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:26 am

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Dammit.

My job? I construct apt debatable pieces to submit to the tourney of my peers, mingling with shaggable young women and badass young men. It mainly consists of socialital finagling and attempting to decide what the supervising members of this oddly-constructed mess wish to find in my folders of work.

And then I return home and work on it.

Full time student. It's all in the context.
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Postby Rody » Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:47 am

My profession?
it consists of the juggling and distorting of formulae, interlaced with discussion on the very nature of our universe followed by written manuscripts detailing my work. and on certain evenings it becomes my task to pour drinks for my peers. (and clean up their broken glasses, why can't people drink without breaking stuff?)

I am a student (science major) that volunteers as a barkeep for our student bar.
Act first, then think, then try to find a way to cover up the horrible mess you made.
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Postby Keldoclock » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:36 am

Rody wrote:I am a student (science major) that volunteers as a barkeep for our student bar.


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Postby Rody » Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:41 am

Ah so that's why...
and here I was thinking it was because I'm an autistic way too thin pot-smoking weirdo.
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Postby Natalya » Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:58 am

feuer_faust wrote:There you go. So long as you remind your customers to shop smart. 8)


Shop S-Mart.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 12:57 pm

Today:

Caught a Pedophile trying to get one past the system today and made sure he doesn't get a job working with children.

Untangled a Gregorian Knot of records involving twins, one wanted for Murder.

Dealt with a case involving a woman who tied her three year olds hands behind her back and drowned her in the bath.
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Postby Tzan » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:27 pm

I create construction drawings in AutoCad.
Usually walk in closets for Trapist monks.
Then Warhead breaks a new flashlight "somehow", while arresting the trapist.
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Postby Warhead » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:53 pm

:D


I did not strike the defendant with me baton. No, I can not explain why he sustained a fractured skull. I would not like to speculate on the type of violent acquaintances someone with your clients background might make.

Interpretation: Yup, I hit the fucker but goood, but you can't prove it shitface. The snuggler had it coming.
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