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Postby 501stCadians » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:37 pm

Tzan wrote:They said: There will be caaaake.
I said: Ok count me in.

They never said where it would be put. But I expect it will get there eventually.


Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the colonoscopy.
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Postby RoC77 » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:48 pm

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Postby Warhead » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:48 pm

Ah, Mr Tzan. Nice to meet you. Please take off your clothing and pop on this surgical gown. Great, If you'd like to lie up on this gurney and turn on your side now, good... then we'll begin. Tell me, have you ever been roughly taken up the shitter by a freezing cold coat hanger wire? No? Then today holds lots of new experiences for you.
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Postby Nitewatchman » Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:51 pm

Tzan wrote:
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Tzan wrote:Achievement Unlocked!

I am now scheduled to have a colonoscopy!


Yikes. Drove my dad back from one yesterday...not a fun deal.


WHAT??
They told me there would be cake!


Well, whatever they give you, just make sure they give you a lot of it. Dad said they skimped on the meds, so he wasn't totally out during the procedure. The part where they inflate your insides like a balloon was kinda painful, he said.
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Postby Tzan » Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:22 pm

Yeah I heard about that type. There are two ways to do it. Partly awake or asleep. My doctor does the sleepy time way.
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Postby Pwnerade » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:50 pm

So I started a thread about doing manly things, and there's talk of fire and tools and sex and fistfights. Now we're talking about having our assholes probed. You guys fail at manliness.
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Postby Telcon the elf » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:00 pm

I'd say that I fought Chuck N. and lived, but it would be a lie. He killed me.
And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!
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Postby Natalya » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:36 pm

Pwnerade wrote:So I started a thread about doing manly things, and there's talk of fire and tools and sex and fistfights. Now we're talking about having our assholes probed. You guys fail at manliness.



You're totally right. I don't even have to troll this place. They do it for themselves.


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Postby Ex-Lep » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:55 am

Warhead wrote:Oh yeah? Well...

My Son, Mini-Warhead got into his first real fight at school today, and won. An older bully in the school tried to push him around and when he wasn't getting anywhere he punched Mini-Warhead in the gut but the wee fell punched him right back laying him flat. I can not express my manly pride. We talked about it and he used the right fist technique and guard I taught him and didn't need to go for the face, he remembered the stuff I'd told him to do. I also told him he had done the right thing, despite what his head teacher had to say. I'll teach him how to dodge better and to punch without being seen next time, some snot nosed rat bag snitched on them.

To celebrate this manliness I'm gonna' hump his mom later, but I didn't tell him that bit.
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Postby Pwnerade » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:25 am

Natalya wrote:
Pwnerade wrote:So I started a thread about doing manly things, and there's talk of fire and tools and sex and fistfights. Now we're talking about having our assholes probed. You guys fail at manliness.



You're totally right. I don't even have to troll this place. They do it for themselves.


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This already sort of was a troll thread, although I was also genuinely curious about what sort of manliness people were up to. But they derailed it and I got to make fun of them, so still a victory.
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Postby Tzan » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:29 am

Hey maintaining proper colon health is important.
If I have no polyps I can eat bacon for another 10 years!

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Postby feuer_faust » Fri Mar 25, 2011 6:58 pm

I've been barfing all day, and intentionally drinking more water to barf even more of the flu out of my super-manly system, preserving my purity of essence. That's right: pain is just weakness leaving the body (or my fluids, not sure which by now).
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Postby Cpt. Zipps » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:50 pm

I saw a flamboyant hipster with a sign that said "FREE HUGS"
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Postby feuer_faust » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:03 pm

Cpt. Zipps wrote:I saw a flamboyant hipster with a sign that said "FREE HUGS"


Then what happened?
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Postby MrMcThrasher » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:48 pm

feuer_faust wrote:
Cpt. Zipps wrote:I saw a flamboyant hipster with a sign that said "FREE HUGS"


Then what happened?

He beat him up.
You beat him up, right?
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