[HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

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[HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby Gh0st » Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:05 pm

So, after my last battle report was pretty well recieved, I figured for the Halloween Hellhunt I should do something in the same vein. Also, I felt the need to keep having Senor Suave in stuff. So, lets get on with the shooting and absurdity!
The Dawes corporation is an international manufacturing company with parts in the gun industry, chemical weapons, and oddly enough, Play-Dough.
OBJECTIVES:
Senor Suave has to kill Mr. Dawes.
The robbers have to kidnap Mr. Dawes.
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Just an overview of the map. Its kinda sidewase, so just... turn your head I guess.
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The first two robbers, Sack with his sawn off and Zombie with his smg.
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The next two robbers, Spidey with the M16 and Jack with his pistol.
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Entry room, with one guard.
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Main room with cubicles, two guards, a janitor.
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Just the cubicles, with Suave at the back.
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The meeting room, with all the board members.
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Mr. Dawes, the objective for today.
TURN ORDER
Robbers, Suave, Security, civilians.
TURN 1
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The robbers enter.
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"I need your badges"
"what?"
"Badges. You need to have your security badges to come in here."
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"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN BADGES"
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"Okay, geez."
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Suave approaches the janitor.
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"Nececito tu's ropa"
"Que?"
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Suave gives him the old scandinavian flick.
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And is back in that job he worked in primary school.
Security and civvies had nothing to do, so I skipped them.
TURN 2
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Robbers move around, taking their positions.
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They all go for their masks/guns, having only a pistol Jack can attack.
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He fires, but rolls a one, causing...
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PING
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PANG
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SPLATCH
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thud
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Suave is going to try and throw his broom like a javelin into Spidey...
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TOSS
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Oh dear, another roll of a one.
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This guard tries to shoot Zombie...
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But rolls, yes you guessed it, another one.
Some civvies moved around, but no other guards were in range.
TURN 3
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Zombie tries to shoot the guard...
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But ANOTHER ONE WAS ROLLED. At this point I decided to try a different surface to roll the dice on like Bonn-o-Tron.
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Sack hits a guard.
"THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF JOOR STINKING BADGES"
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Spidey sprays some bullets at the meeting room...
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He hits him pretty well.
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BICYCLE KICK
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Suave attacks Dawes
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but then hits a board member
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Guard fires, but misses.
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Guard aims
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Suave takes a hit!
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All the board members panic.
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Dawes hides under the table.
TURN 4
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Zombie get up in this guards face
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DAKKA DAKKA
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Spidey pulls himself out of the trash can he landed in, and aims through the window.
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BRAKKA BRAKKA
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He hits a board member in the everywhere.
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Sack aims his shotgun...
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And severs his body away with his legs.
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"Gracias senor"
"... who the hell are you?"
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PAK
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"ANDALE ANDALE AREEBA AREEBA"
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"Nececito apoyo"
Suave uses his heroic feat to call in backup.
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SMASH
:wtc:
"ANDALE ANDALE AREEBA AREEBA"
He rolls pretty well, you could say. He gets three mexican workers and a tank.
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They set to work on the board members. They attack diligently and don't take any breaks.
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The tank blows up a civvie and part of the cubicle.
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Dawes sinks a bit deeper under the table.
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A civilian vomits all over the corpse of his coworker.
TURN 5
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Sack takes a pot shot at one of the mexicans
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H-H-H-HEADSHOT
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Suave takes Sack down.
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"INCENDIO"
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KER-BLOOEY
H-H-H-HOLY SHIT Shit shit...
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The tank drives over the table...
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"AIEEE"
SQUASH'D
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Winner: SENOR SUAVE AND HIS BAND OF MERRY MEXICANS
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Re: [HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby Silverdream » Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:14 pm

Gameplay: 3
Photography: LOW 3
Violence: 5
Writing: 5
Overall Appeal: 5

Mexicans are awesome.
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Re: [HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby Pwnerade » Thu Nov 01, 2012 2:14 pm

:wtc:
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Re: [HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby Bragallot » Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:45 pm

GAMEPLAY: 3.5
PHOTOGRAPHY: 3.5
VIOLENCE: 4.5
I thought it was pretty brutal, which is a serious plus for this battle.
WRITING: 3
OVERALL APPEAL: 3
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Re: [HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby Quantumsurfer » Thu Nov 01, 2012 10:38 pm

Hahaha. Man, Gh0st, I love your style.
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Re: [HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby Killer Karetsu » Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:55 pm

Gameplay:4
Photography:3
Violence:4
Writing:4
Overall appeal:5
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Re: [HH] Casual Friday: Killer Brooms and Mexican Superspies

Postby JasonTaylor » Thu Dec 13, 2012 7:46 pm

Private security is responsible to first and foremost protect the property of their employer, provide law enforcement on the property they are protecting, and call in the police, fire fighters, or medical support if necessary.

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