A fort was made long ago, it was said to be all power, it was under the control of the loyal Prime minister Gerard. Until lawmaster payed him much maniac beer to join his cause. The dutch army is now taking back the fort since it is at a crucial point may the battle begin.
Overveiw of dutch army (me).
Overview of fort/Trovian army (Dad).
Overview of both, you can also see the very boring temple of green.Turn 1
Nothing happened except movement, NOTHING.Turn 2
The Calvary rush only to crit fail and fall on trip wires.
The balista fires and fails. 2 crit fails is always a good way to start off the day.
The Calvary are shot in the back from the window.
Shots are fired but none died.
People start taking cover, horses are led by one squad.Turn 2
The troll fires a cannon and the horses are sacrificed for the others, you shouldn't sacrifice horses.
Queen Karin and friends kill a squad on the first hit.
A heavy pokes out of some cover and rips apart a squad.
A headshot on the engineer sitting on the troll.
The troll freaks out and trys to kill them, he sucks though.
Some crit fails break up a squadTurn 3
The two who didn't fly back get ripped apart.
The engineer is brought back to life.
The cannon on one artillery breaks.
Revenge is taken and the heavy is blown up.
The nova sword on the hardsuit breaks mid swing allowing the other hardsuit to bail without punishment.
The hardsuit puts the already damaged cannon out of business for many turns.
The troll is killed.Turn 4
The ninja kills another enemy.
An attack fails and two die in the counter.
The medic brings one back to life.
A troop is brought back with one arm.
An explosion somehow only disrupts the squad.
The squad fight ends with the dutch squad killed.
A crit fail causes another arm to fall off.
The helicopter blows apart a head.
And the second shot burns him to a crisp
From behind the one hardsuit takes off the head of the other.
Combined fire including missiles = some burning men.
The deceased officer is brought back from the world of the dead.
Helicopter loses a gun.
An armoured unit is shot in the head.Turn 5
The engineer builds a device, spoiler it does nothing.
After many attacks the almost invincible officer is taken out.
4 units pick up jetpacks fly up and are set with the goal to open the gate, one dies right away.
The Queen jumps up prepared to fight.
The farce isn't with the queen today as she loses her weapon.
The ninja tries getting a kill but doesn't recognize a fellow ninja when he wears a different helmet.
My dad tried shooting, three broken guns....
The queen is shoved off.
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The queen teleports before getting shot.
The gate is broken apart.
Horses and calvary are brought back to life, revenge for horses shall come yet
One medic is killed.
Another armoured unit falls and his soul shall ride to Valhalla on the orange dart.
Two Calvary die.
3 men die from the falling of the wall.
Engineer gives the hardsuit wings and people grab on like Bonn-o-Tron.
The engineer works at a weird angle.
The ninja forms from air and the Rider is killed.
A kamikaze unit jumps
Only one giant lives
Sniper tries killing giant with pistol
Not the smartest moves considering his brothers were just killed...
Helicopter goes for shot...
It crashes killing all but 4Turn 7
The hardsuit lands, starts slipping, and lets its units off.
The damage for attacking the hero
He survives though and kills two of them.
The giant goes for an attack...
Revealing a chink in the armour which the infantry use, the last giant is dead!
The infantry aim their shots....
He turns to see the guns and dies
GAH YOU SHOT ME!
We must fight on though!
With one chainsaw he rips the man out....
And the other rips him apart!
A medic is stoned out of his mind and try walking over to get revenge
Not pictured the artillery fire and kill the two infantry that were left.
He kills the medic causing the artillery to flee, He then send out a battle cheer....
???:Yes....my goal is done.....I can return!!!!!
Eberhard: Time to kill that damn chef....