I know, this is FUCKING late but I couldn't post it yesterday. (embarrassing, being a judge and all )
It is late autumn. Captain 'Crimson' of a local militia of Svyrige has gathered the few men he has. There has been several reports of dark ships moving across the shoreline, and the new news have just arrived to the Captain; the village of Yppsåla has bee raided..
The militia have made camp at a ruined outpost near Yppsåla, only 13 miles remain. It is cold, and it seems like all life has gone away from the world...
Captain Crimson: "I do not believe these news of raiders...Svyrige has not been invaded for...for so long as I remember.."
Scar: "We must still check it...and you have seen the smoke rising from Yppsåla. But who could have attacked us? The ice monsters of old have been gone for thousands of years, we have made peace with the southern lands, and Nyrway has been conquered as well as Dynmark."
Captain Crimson: "I'm sure this is nothing radical. We will get home soon, and we won't have to sit here in this blasted cold.."
Jåck: "Come on guys! This idea is stupid, you'll just freeze your balls off!"
Bryan: "You are just a fucking pussy! Get your shirt off and we'll see who is the man!"
Myke: "Yeah, we'll see who lasts the longest!"
Jåck: "Sigh, do what you want. Me, I'm going to the warmth of the fire."
Bryan:"Bye!"
Bryan:"I still gotta admit, it IS fucking cold in here..."
Myke:"Are you gonna quit alr---AAAAYAGHHH!!"
Bryan: "Myke? My-AAAHH!"
ROAR
"Feeling cold?
FFOOSHH! AAIEEEEE!
Jåck: "What the - holy fuck!! Alarm! ALARM!!"
The soldiers are fast...
...but not fast enough. *THONK*
*THUNK*
Dark characters appear out of nowhere...
Quickly, they start to do their job.
The soldier is frozen, and cannot react as the axe falls..
The powerful blow goes right through and gets another victim!
Yet another warrior appears.
View of the general disorder after the first assault.
A soldier raises his maul, and...
...breaks the chain wrapping the horses. Apparently he is fond of horses.
While the woodcutter's axe barely makes a scratch on the dark warriors helmet, a throwing axe hits home and a warrior has one hand less.
"I'll getsh you you shon of a bhitch!"
*dodge*
"Huh?"
UGGHH!
Even with one hand the warrior manages to parry.
"Fuck! Gotta get my armor on!"
Jåck sprints to the camp and grabs a sword to defend himself.
An ineffective shot is fired to the wyrm.
A dark warrior shoves the woodcutter to the fire, but gets a axe in the guts for his trouble.
The one-handed warrior stucks a spear to his foe.
Ho: "I-I can p-please you..."
No.
After releasing his spear, a dark warrior looks for his next foe..
But Jåck manages to get the spear stuck between sword and stick!
He disarms the warrior.
While the wyrm crashes to the wall, the dark lord jumps on top of it, colliding with the archer on top!
He crashes on Jåck, but both are unhurt.
The dark lord also falls to the ground, disrupted.
The wyrm only managed to get a lion-shaped boulder on it's head. Fortunately the wyrm's head was tougher.
Allright, I'm ready! Now Pull yourselves together men and form a group!
Scar bashes the unarmed warrior against the rocky wall.
Unarmed and stunned, he is easily dispatched.
Woodcutter, the man who didn't catch fire in a fireplace.
A hasty defensive group is formed.
The Guy Who is Fond of Horses gets atop one, and crushes a warrior.
Unable to make a way through the wall, the wyrm opens its mouth...
...and burninates the archer!
Obviously, he catches fire.
The dark lord slices the throat of a horse, which falls over..
It falls on its rider, trapping him.
A warrior grabs the chain connecting to the upper platform.
He pulls it...
[HH] First Snow
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The platform collapses! Most were sensible enough to bail out of the way, but the archer on fire didn't...o shit!
Like being on fire wasn't enough.
Jåck goes to help the trapped soldier.
He can't lift the corpse, so there is only one option left..
"Sorry, but I have to do this!"
AAGH!
He then bandages the leg.
The woodcutter gets up and goes for a bigger ax!
YEEAAGHH!
But the warrior is ready.
He gets the axe stuck on the chain, and swing the hapless woodcutter straight for the wyrm!
Viking: "Don't worry buddy! I'm coming!"
Woodcutter:"Aagh! It got me arm!!"
The viking jumps on top of the wyrm...which doesn't really help the woodcutter.
Scar sneaks from behind!
"Surprise mothafucka!"
Pose.
Captain Crimson struggles forwards with his heavy armour and peg leg. (and 2-h weapon)
Invalid: "Thanks for the help, Jå-"
THUD THUD
Invalid:":O"
Another dark warrior has arrived, with a foreign crossbow.
The wyrm shakes off the viking...
...who, like e noob, break his back from the impact with the dragons tail.
The woodcutter is about to meet his maker..
fatality
Meanwhile the dark lord goes for an easy kill..
"Please...no..."
URK
Captain Crimson: "Seven hells Scar! We're the only ones left!"
Scar:"You get the horse, I'll diverse them!"
FUCK NO!
YARR!!
ROARR!!
While Crimson's plan doesn't go as planned, he does manage to make quite a collision..
Both hit the ground, disrupted.
Meanwhile Scar gets atop a horse.
Scar:"If he's not going, I am!"
He blocks the bolts fired at him.
Just when Scar thinks he might gonna make it, the dark lord mutters something..
The flames of the torch burst into a wildfire!
This scares the horse, which falls in the water and sinks...things aren't looking good for Scar...
He manages to get ashore, but in front of the crossbow-warrior.
Meanwhile the pissed off wyrm yearns for a mouthfull of revenge!
Which gets stuck.
Scar tries to grabble the crossbow from the warrior's hands, but he merely steps aside..
...and shoves Scar to the river, who still gets a hold of a chain!
It has some consequenses.
Meanwhile Captain Crimson, one hop at a time, goes for his flail.
Scar gets a bolt to the guts.
He floats away, carried by the dark water..
Almost there!
Cpt:"Urk...who...who are you..cough.."
Raider of Fynnland: "We are the ones you forgot. The ones who your people left to die, to be crushed by the Red Bear..but we did not die.."
Raider of Fynnland:"But you will."
Ctp:"Ughh- ..."
The raiders of Fynnland quickly disperse, their work done.
And slowly, the scene of battle begins to cover with snow..
The first snow of a long winter have fallen.
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