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Battle for Purim!

Postby Nimja » Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:04 pm

IT'S PURIM YOU HEATHENS!(If you live in a city with walls.Otherwise, that was yesterday.)
As a present I present you with a battle report, because in Purim you have to give presents to your friends.


The Empryans are launching a trade ship.
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It is carring cargo to the Daleks and Shadovians.
there is also a Dalek ambassador.
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A sniper is in mission control, for protection.
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This officer a has a plume, signiying partaking in the Schiman Looting campaign.
However, some peach activists have surrounded the area!
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Including a spy form the Kingdom of Denmark.
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Quickly, Ammbasador! we need to get you to safety!
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Kaboom!
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However, the Dalk has the presence of mind to take the minigun.
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The sniper kills the banner bearer.
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Go Go gadget missile hat!
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The activists and thier sympathisers rush forward.
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The missile is fired into the ranks.
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Ba-throom!
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The empryans rush to defend the rocket and the ambassadors. The sniper is on the move too.
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The fussilade kills two rebels.
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But the minigun jams.
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Two empryans are going to take on some 6 rebels and a war chariot.
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An Empran kets killed by the barrage of 3 machine pistols.
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Bit the sniper gets revenge.
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and lobs his buddys brain bonb and the leaders feet.
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Glurzzzt!
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In a good presence of mind, the officer mounts the bomb on his rifle, and fires!
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Fried brain for dinner, lads!
the officer the disassembles the bayonet.
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Teh soldier charges the rebels, drawing fire from the rocket.
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The activists are enthusiastic to kill him.
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So enthusiastic they burn their allies!
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The sniper decides its time to loot the dead.
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But even Empryan armour falls to fire, bullets and lasers.
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But the sniper headshots again!
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The remaining activists rush the officer.
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But are massacred.
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Teh rocket is free to take off!
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Silent-sigfig » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:33 pm

Sweet someone else knows about Purim
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Maverick » Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:09 am

Wait, who was the Danish guy? Couldn't find 'im. Also we would never attack a Dalek.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Nimja » Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:40 am

Maverick wrote:Wait, who was the Danish guy? Couldn't find 'im. Also we would never attack a Dalek.

There was a picture of him. Also, he was part of the group attacking the rocket, not the ambassadors.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Maverick » Wed Mar 19, 2014 12:40 pm

Nimja wrote:
Maverick wrote:Wait, who was the Danish guy? Couldn't find 'im. Also we would never attack a Dalek.

There was a picture of him. Also, he was part of the group attacking the rocket, not the ambassadors.

Oh, so the Epryans just thought he was gonna attack the Dalek. Resides the Danes use a grey, white and red colorscheme.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Nimja » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:47 pm

He was a spy. spy means he does not wear uniform.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Maverick » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:51 pm

Nimja wrote:He was a spy. spy means he does not wear uniform.

FYI. What is the Empryan scheme? Need it for something upcoming.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Nimja » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:55 pm

Black uniform, like police.
Plus one Atlantis helmet, with trans-green visor.
Rifle/shotgun with bayonet weapon on the bottom.
EBB is a white circle with a trans-blue stud on top.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Maverick » Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:56 pm

Nimja wrote:Black uniform, like police.
Plus one Atlantis helmet, with trans-green visor.
Rifle/shotgun with bayonet weapon on the bottom.
EBB is a white circle with a trans-blue stud on top.

Allrighty, thanks.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Bragallot » Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:07 am

The rocket-hat and Dalek ambassador were glorious :<3:
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby mercury19 » Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:59 am

Sorry I'm late, but happy Purim!

The rocket hat guy was my favorite.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:45 pm

cool! i must add an ambassabor Dalek to my ranks soon
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby motorhead fan » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:58 pm

right this is a bit awkwad: two great allies of mine who keep on fighting eachother, i can't shoot at all or i might start a war of the worlds
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby Nimja » Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:15 pm

Sell us weapons. Also, re the missile hat:I've been watching too much inspector gadget.
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Re: Battle for Purim!

Postby motorhead fan » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:11 pm

after thinking about your brain bombs, i have designed a weapon for use by only the Daleks which reconditions the brain into a more Dalekish way of thinking
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