Why do you think unicorns have dildos on there faces...they are totally gay. what you do is take a normal horse and put sharp blades, spears, and rocket launchers on it. Now that would be sweet. (horses with rocket launchers, now that should be added to the rulebook)
Glory be to the Bomb, and to the Holy Fallout. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. World without end. May the Blessings of the Bomb Almighty, and the Fellowship of the Holy Fallout, descend upon us all. This day and forever more. Amen!