Screw the Cart! (Previously ColdFinger)

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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:05 pm

I meant the sentence on her sig, and i have no idea what you just said.
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:10 pm

Due to his mental incompetence, he read "refer" as "reefer", which is a nickname for weed.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:12 pm

GAH! Ok then. Whoah. That is not what i meant, and i think that we have a new contestant for the current position J+B is holding.
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Postby aybraus » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:08 pm

silvadream wrote:so this is kinda like the imaginationland episode of south park

It is based on it, yes.
However, I'm thinking that we should drop that restrictive theme and just make the teams be Team Whatevs and Team Meh.
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Postby aybraus » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:13 pm

Bumped for revisions.
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Postby Ross_Varn » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:49 pm

mmm... ice cream...

That is a much better game plan. Post pics when you play it.
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Postby The Wizard » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:35 pm

Blitzen wrote:I'm reading Lord of the Flies right now!

I'm on page 10.


Ooh, coincidence. Reading for pleasure, or because it was assigned for a class?
It's a great book. Enjoy it.
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Postby silvadream » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:38 pm

better scenario needs a new name how about coldfinger. Just remember to say a lot of puns such as you've been creamed or ice to meet you
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Postby Bonn-o-Tron » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:43 pm

silvadream wrote: Just remember to say a lot of puns such as you've been creamed or ice to meet you


No. Please don't.
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Postby Blitzen » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:01 pm

The Wizard wrote:
Blitzen wrote:I'm reading Lord of the Flies right now!

I'm on page 10.


Ooh, coincidence. Reading for pleasure, or because it was assigned for a class?
It's a great book. Enjoy it.

It's a class thing.
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Postby piltogg » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:17 am

silvadream wrote:better scenario needs a new name how about coldfinger. Just remember to say a lot of puns such as you've been creamed or ice to meet you


this kid is getting to be as bad as ace121 was in his first two weeks or so.
(nooooo not again!!!!)
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Postby aybraus » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:24 pm

silvadream wrote:Just remember to say a lot of puns such as you've been creamed or ice to meet you

Chill out, man! Here's the scoop.
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Postby ahp77 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:46 pm

silvadream wrote:better scenario needs a new name how about coldfinger. Just remember to say a lot of puns such as you've been creamed or ice to meet you


After reading this, rather than running 5 miles (piltogg's remedy), I forced myself to watch every Xiao Xiao to date.(Pronounciation: Xi makes an sh sound in mandarin, and the ao makes a sound similar to ow, except say it as though it were a question. Mandarin is confusing, although I now know how to count to 999 in it.)
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Postby aybraus » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:31 pm

UPDATE!
Okay, the game happened last Friday.
However, Austin doesn't ever pay attention to what I say to him, so he showed up with a set of BEATIFUL LEGO terrain that, unfortunately, could not be nicely terraced and made into a slope. Additionally, the other attacking players, Kyle and Max, went overboard when constructing armies, and Austin didn't listen to me when I told him he was on defense, so they didn't need the advantage that the scenario provided.
As we tried to figure out what to do, Kyle interjected, "Screw the cart!" And so I decided that we should do that. They got rid of the cart, and Erik and I just plopped down our castles. Austin had his army all set up already because he wasn't listening when I told him to wait while I figured out what to do for the battle. He probably has no idea that this whole change of plans took place.
So yeah, we just had our armies fight each other. Thus, I retroactively rename the battle "Screw the Cart."
This game had more epic-ness and eye-candy than our last (Fleebnork Pass). Austin is a great terrain builder and his LEGO waterfall was particularly cool. Erik, though a Brikwars newbie, built about 4 times as much stuff as he needed to, most of which consisted of elaborate vehicles that he was, thankfully, willing to part with for the sake of carnage.
There were quite a few funny parts, too. I don't feel like spoiling the surprises before the photos are ready, though.

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Postby Ross_Varn » Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:42 pm

Sounds like you all had a cool time, while expressly ignoring the carefully crafted plan that you had.

Typical brikwars battle.
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