The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

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The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby hobonoob5000 » Sat Aug 27, 2016 11:04 pm

I've started to do e-mail battles with a few friends recently, and I decided to do a battle report on one of them.
This battle is currently still continuing, so I'll be posting as we go.
Also, my dice luck currently is insane.

Fluff:
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A small group of Sengoku soldiers have arrived at this sector due to a rise in rioting and anti-establishment activity. Lead by the family butler Sebastian, a Sergeant and a Bloody Angel, the squad of 10 soldiers and 2 jetpack units arrive at a small establishment to eliminate any sort of threat to the empire. They have been imformed that The Germaniacs have arrived at the same spot after convincing civilians to revolt against The Sengoku and have gotten a tip that The Sengoku have arrived here. At the same time (What are the fucking chances?), Horton from the Animal Kingdom arrives with a few cannon fodder and a small group of GDSM after agreeing to a short truce. Their goal? To eliminate The Germainacs and The Sengoku.

The Basics:
The Sengoku want to kill everyone.
The GDSM and The Animal Kingdom are allied and want to kill everyone else.
The Germaniacs want to kill everyone.

Overwatch:
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The Sengoku

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The Animal Kingdom

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The GDSM

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The Germaniacs (Ale's armor, the dude in the middle, mysteriously changes in the middle of the battle)

Turn 1

The Sengoku

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Soldiers and sergeants move up.

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Sebastian suddenly charges up his power, concentrating his strength in to his palms.

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His hands explode with energy, and Sebastian shows why he is so respected.

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The Angel moves up.

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Jet pack dudes move up.

The Animal Kingdom

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Everyone moves up.

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Two spiders focus fire on the sergeant.

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First blood!

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The Angel fires back, killing two spiders.

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:twisted:

GDSM

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They split apart, three of them move to support Horton.

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The other two move up and one (the hero) fires on the Angel but fails to do anything.

The Germaniacs

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Ester takes some Maniac Beer and boosts her abilities.

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The everyone except Ester and Amber moves up.

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Amber tries to leap forward...

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But falls flat on her face.

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Ester moves up as well, and blows an arm off of the Angel.

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Lagur fires the maniac cannon and absolutely destroys the left side of the Angel.

***End of Turn One***
More coming soon.
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turn One)

Postby TastySkippy123 » Sat Aug 27, 2016 11:30 pm

Good stuff, email battles are fun  :D  

Looking forward to more, looks like this is gonna be good. That reminds me, I need to post the rest of the turns of my email battle on the forums!  :fist:
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turn One)

Postby lordintype » Sun Aug 28, 2016 12:40 am

This looks good. :omnom:
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turn One)

Postby hobonoob5000 » Sun Aug 28, 2016 2:35 pm

Turn Two

Sengoku

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The soldiers split up, five of them moving behind the Angel

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The rest move forward.

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Sebastian gets ready to leap towards to battle.

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Sprints forward...

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Leaps...

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and smashes the ground, sending spiders everywhere.

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It kills two spiders a scorpion, and disrupts one spider.

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Horton: "Nice of you to join me Sebastian!"

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Sebastian: "Well, fuck."

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Horton's Trunk blasts Sebastian through a wall, and it seems as though Sebastian has met his match.

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But Sebastian grabs the two nearest soldiers...

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And uses them as a shield.

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Oh! They seem okay.

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Nevermind.

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A soldiers fires on the disrupted spider, but misses. :fist:

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The Angel targets the GDSM hero, but misses.

The Animal Kingdom

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A spider moves up but fails to do any damage on the Angel.

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The OT Scorpion eats the dead spider.

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And gains a cannon.

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Horton moves up but can't fire; the Trunk must recharge.

GDSM

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The hero runs towards the Angel.

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Using his OTC, attempts to kill the pilot inside.

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Falls on his back, exposing himself to Ester.

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The Bloody Angel got a little bloodier.

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The other GDSM that accompanied the hero fires on Lagur, causing him to drop the cannon.

(The other three remained motionless; the friend that was controlling the GDSM forgot about them.)

The Germaniacs

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Ester tries to kill the GDSM hero, but can't fire in her drunken state.

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Ale leaps towards the other GDSM...

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Slicing him clean in half.

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He then brandishes his new trophy.

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Amber gets up and moves forward and Lagur moves toward the remaining GDSM

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The rest of the gang move up as well.

***End of Turn Two***
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns One to Two)

Postby hobonoob5000 » Tue Aug 30, 2016 7:43 pm

Turn Three Shit goes down

Sengoku

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Realizing the situation, Sebastian grabs a radio.

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He then moves back and calls for help. Reinforcements come next turn.

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Soldiers fire on the GDSM hero, but they all either miss or do enough damage.

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The GDSM hero gets up, and runs toward the group.

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Two go down.

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He then turns toward Ester.

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The jet pack troopers go up, one tries to fire and jams.

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A spider bites the dust.

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Horton fires back with rage.

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Three go down.

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Death alley.

The Animal Kingdom.
(Due to the heroic feat involved, i decided that it would take up the entire turn)

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Dropping his weapon, Horton bellows out a call that seems to shake the earth below.

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The skies part, and Mother Nature herself and her man, Samurai Cop (I fucking love you if you know what that's from), float down from the heavens.

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The couple arrives, and every minifig feels a jolt of fear.

GDSM

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The hero turns and fires on Ester, knocking her out of the battle. (Due to the amount of maniac beer they drink, the Germaniacs can only die of old age)

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The others move toward the Germaniacs and fire, one hits while the heavy misses.

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Lagur is down and the wall behind him is partially destroyed.

Germaniacs

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A spider is torched.

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Ale, furious at the loss of Lagur attacks a GDSM, but drops his sword.

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Suddenly, Amber leaps into the air....

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Slams her hammer....

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BOOM!!! The hammer hit the ground with a ferocity unknown to minifgs to that point.

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All three GDSM die, one on impact with the ground, but Ale is also out.

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Another shot.

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She seems quite pleased with herself.

***End of Turn Three***

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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby RedRover » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:02 am

Horton's giant ass gun is everything this forum needs
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby RagingKrikkit » Wed Aug 31, 2016 11:39 am

Those are some damned good action shots you've got there.  Bravo :tiger:
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby Duerer » Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:32 am

Totally digging your effects.
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby Half-Moon Molly » Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:25 pm

So, Samurai Cop is Nature's father? FUCK YES.
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby Half-Moon Molly » Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:27 pm

Also, shouldn't Maniac Beer cause instant liver failure?
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby Kommander Ken » Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:47 pm

PoeDomo wrote:Also, shouldn't Maniac Beer cause instant liver failure?


Only if you're a wimp.
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby Half-Moon Molly » Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:48 pm

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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby BakedSanta » Sun Apr 09, 2017 1:45 pm

Horton hears a genocide
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Re: The Nobunaga Incident GR 2,016 (Turns 1-3)

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Mon Apr 10, 2017 2:01 am

BakedSanta wrote:Horton hears a genocide

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