23,7432 hours later...Random Phalek: HEY! THAT SPACESHIP LOOKS A BIT SMASHED UP! THE HAB BLOCK HAS BEEN COMPLETELY BLOWN OFF!
OH WAIT, IT JUST CRASHED INTO AN ABANDONED MINE!
"Ah, I'm glad you could make it! Would you like some tea? My new mug just arrived, I haven't used it yet."
"23,7432 hours ago, a military transport ship crashed nearby, the Luxemburg people have found the black box and they don't look very happy about it, we tried to convinve them to stand down but they aren't letting us through, they keep sayin' something about protecting minifig-kind.
We don't believe them of course, your orders are to go and kill them all...
A platoon of PDF troopers has been prepared to accompany you, What do you say?"
"It would be my pleasure, sir"
Well aware of the incoming force, the Rebel luxemburgish decided to head for an abandoned boatery.
Their opponents had had the same idea.
Here it is, a pile of finished products lie upturned on the floor whilst an ongoing process rests on the table.
The rebels advance further.
while the PDF sort of stumble around like dumbasses.
The rebels advance further still.
Roughly half of the troops take cover behind the building.
The others head towards the enemy.
Both sides are about to meet.
Only one guy and the tank are in range.
They miss, the rebels advance and the tank shoots into the air.
the front row are mowed down by lasers.
The machine gun claims the 2nd row.
The long range weapons fire.
they all miss but a melee guy claims a kill while another misses.
the tank takes a cp off the rebel one.
I'm not sure who fired, but the front 2 died.
the tank shoots me in the gut, ugh
The warriors claim 2 more lives from the PDF.
These guys fail to die.
the club woman gets killed.
this guys head gets shot off.
They both die after having taken a life.
the others get bored and shoot the window frames so they can join in.
The enemy rifles enter through the door and miss everything.
the tank moves forwards a bit.
It soaks a lot a lasers without taking damage.
The tank misses again and a woman with a gun runs forwards and misses her shot.
Zap!
The rifles die without killing anyone.
the tank fires wildly into the air again.
The laser rifle gets a kill.
the other two break through the window.
The tank misses.
The red guy misses but the chainsaw wielding woman kills a soldier.
These 2 get scorched by a massive volley of lasers.
The tank missed again!
this guy misses again. and the woman is halved by OTC
The last rebel is gunned down.
Everyone outside fires at the rebel tank at once, doing a total of 75 damage vs about 30 something of armor, blowing it sky high.
Officer: Good work lads! Onwards to the crash site!
To be continued...