[RK17] The Keg

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[RK17] The Keg

Postby bann154 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:23 pm

Recently on a planet unknown forces from across the galaxy gathered to finally duke it out over a mysterious keg of beer....
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So i got some friends to give me a hand with this email battle style. The goal was for each team to try and get the beer off any side of the table.
The competitors are as follows:
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Time Traveling Super Jews

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Immortals

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Atherta Federation

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Imperial Magikstrate (Yeah i know the guns colors are off but i couldent find any trans blue in my collection.)

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Black Beret Commandos

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Space pirates

Turn 1:
Time Travveling Super Jews:
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The Jews start off normally and move up a bit and split up. One splits off to go against the federation.
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One fires at a federation soldier but the poor damage roll leaves the soldier slightly angry.

Immortals:
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The immortals simply move up together not quite ready to break up their squad.

Atherta Federation:
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Two federation troopers turn and open fire on the Sandwich Guy. Despite the heavy armor on him they manage to kill the Sandwich Guy. FIRST BLOOD!
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The other moves towards the closest building.

Imperial Magikstrate:
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The Magikstrate moves towards the immortals hoping to take down the squad before they get closer. However the rock face is in the way blocking line of sight.

Black Beret Commandos:
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The Berets sprint forward hoping to get the beer first.


Space Pirates:
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Finally the space pirates simple shuffle forward and prepare reaction fire.

Turn 1 Overwatch
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Kill Count:
Time Traveling Super Jews: 0
Immortals: 0
Atherta Federation: 1
Imperial Magikstrate: 0
Black Beret Commandos: 0
Space Pirates: 0
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[RK17] The Keg: Turn 2

Postby bann154 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 2:44 pm

Turn 2:
Time Traveling Super Jews:
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The Jews regroup.
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One shoots at the forward federation soldier but crit fails his damage roll. He then remarks "J e w got to be kidding me..."

Immortals:
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The immortals round the corner and fire at the IM squad and bring down one of them.

Atherta Federation:
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The team of two goes over to the Jews and fires at the closest on of the troopers misses while the other fails to do damage.
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Meanwhile the other crit fails his sprint roll and falls flat on his face just short of the beer. "So close yet so far..." He mumbles.

Imperial Magikstrate:
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The IM fires back at the Immortals in an attempt to avenge their fallen comrade and they do succeed. "An eye for an eye!" They shout.

Black Beret Commandos:
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The Berets continue their reckless strategy of simply charging forward however this reckless tactic seems to be working.

Space Pirates:
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Being wise pirates i guess the pirates continue moving forward and setting up response actions.

Turn 2 Overwatch
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Kill Count:
Time Traveling Super Jews: 0
Immortals: 1
Atherta Federation: 1
Imperial Magikstrate: 1
Black Beret Commandos: 0
Space Pirates: 0
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[RK17] The Keg: Turn 3

Postby bann154 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:10 pm

Turn 3:
Time Traveling Super Jews:
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The Jews now super pissed that they can't kill anything they both shoot at the federation squad and take one down. "Israely how we J e w it!"

Immortals:
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The immortals are now pissed that the lost a guy and shoot back at the IM one misses but they other does 18 damage that utterly disintegrates a trooper. "Superior fucking firepower!"

Atherta Federation:
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The disrupted trooper sits up "Oh hi guys..." Not shown the other trooper runs for cover behind the house.

Imperial Magikstrate:
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Deciding it would be suicide to stick around and fight the last IM trooper runs for cover behind the house and triggers the space pirate response action who ends up putting a shot right through his chest. Imperial Magikstrate Eliminated

Black Beret Commandos:
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Seeing a very unlucky federation soldier one of the squad breaks off and chops him to pieces while the other two grab the beer.

Space Pirates:
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The pirates seeing an opportunity rush to attack the Jews while their backs are facing them this results in one less J e w. p i l t o g g would be proud.

Turn 3 Overwatch
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Kill Count:
Time Traveling Super Jews: 1
Immortals: 2
Atherta Federation: 1
Imperial Magikstrate: 1
Black Beret Commandos: 1
Space Pirates: 2
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[RK17] The Keg: Turn 4

Postby bann154 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:25 pm

Turn 4:
Time Traveling Super Jews:
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The last J e w backs up and fires back at the space pirates hoping to kill one but he fails to do enough damage.

Immortals:
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Immortals move up and shoot at the Berets but only manage to hit the cover.

Atherta Federation:
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Having only one guy left the federation decides to cower behind the building and pray for reinforcements.

Black Beret Commandos:
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One Beret picks up the keg and starts walking towards the edge of the table while the other two fail to kill the immortals.

Space Pirates:
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Having only one real target the pirates combine fire on the last J e w and kill him. Time Traveling Super Jews Eliminated


Turn 4 Overwatch
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Kill Count:
Time Traveling Super Jews: 1
Immortals: 2
Atherta Federation: 1
Imperial Magikstrate: 1
Black Beret Commandos: 1
Space Pirates: 3
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[RK17] The Keg: Turn 5

Postby bann154 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:43 pm

Turn 5:
Immortals:
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The immortals shoot at the more threatening of the targets and manage to bring down one Beret.

Atherta Federation:
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Realizing that the gods would not answer his prayers the soldier lays down and pretends to be dead instead.

Black Beret Commandos:
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The trooper with the keg continues to carry it towards the nearest table edge while the last guy shoots at the immortals but misses.

Space Pirates:
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The pirates rush towards the center in hopes of stabbing the berets in the back and taking the keg however they only manage to stab them in the back.

Turn 5 Overwatch
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Kill Count:
Time Traveling Super Jews: 1
Immortals: 3
Atherta Federation: 1
Imperial Magikstrate: 1
Black Beret Commandos: 1
Space Pirates: 4
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[RK17] The Keg: Turn 6

Postby bann154 » Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:58 pm

Turn 6:
Immortals:
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Immortals decide to run up behind the beret and attack but fail to hit.

Atherta Federation:
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The federation trooper pretends to be dead so well that he actually dies. Atherta Federation Eliminated

Black Beret Commandos:
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The last beret continues towards the table edge.

Space Pirates:
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With precision and critical success the pirates finish off the immortals. At this point the Beret player surrendered making it a Space Pirate victory.

Turn 6 Overwatch
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Kill Count:
Time Traveling Super Jews: 1
Immortals: 3
Atherta Federation: 1
Imperial Magikstrate: 1
Black Beret Commandos: 1
Space Pirates: 6

Thanks for reading i hope you all enjoyed this i will hopefully be getting up another battle or two soon...  :studgod:
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby Kommander Ken » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:12 pm

A fitting bit of loot for the space pirates. Kaptain Venom Eyes would be proud!
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby RedRover » Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:34 pm

Kommander Ken wrote:A fitting bit of loot for the space pirates. Kaptain Venom Eyes would be proud!


Indeed he would
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby TheAtomikpunk » Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:18 pm

Well, pirates are closely bound to ossum, so are all things space, so the space pirates are practically infused with ossum.
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby Half-Moon Molly » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:15 pm

Coolio. The keg should be coollier tho, maybe something like an OT one?
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby Captain-Camper » Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:45 pm

How about maniac keg?
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby Duerer » Wed Feb 08, 2017 9:14 am

Fun: 15/20
Violence: 8/10
Photography: 7/10
Writing: 7/10
Story: 7/10
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby motorhead fan » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:49 am

Fun: 16/20
Violence: 7/10
Photography: 8/10
Writing: 8/10
Story: 8/10

(I know thats a lot of 8s, if you put the 16/20 down to 10, that still makes an 8, weird or what?)
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Re: [RK17] The Keg

Postby RedRover » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:11 pm

Fun: 17/20
Violence: 8/10
Photography: 8/10
Writing: 6/10
Story: 7/10
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