The year is 2149
The Trump dynasty has ruled over America with an iron fist for decades, and now, Zogal Trump, 60th presrident iof the united states, leads the protectorate of Washington in their quest to stamp out political rivals in California.
Thousands of LA people have taken up arms in resistance of the Trump presidency. (unfortunately they kidnapped some Trump supporters to teach them how to use the guns) Oil has become a limited resource due to the removal of the middle east, so the Protectorate forces have fought many violent battles over the smallest supply.
A small group of LA dudes have found intel that would lead them to a small carton, but they are being closely followed....
Overwatch
A small team consisting of 2 riflemen, an armoured NCO, an OMLT operative, and Zogal Trump himself have been dispatched to deal with the dudes.
The oil is located in a logistics building in an abandoned industrial area
Battle start!!
PROTECTORATE TURN
Teleport beacons have been deployed in the area by the Protectorate
The teleport was very accurate
The second beacon is deployed...
But the teleport is off and the second team is delayed
The last teleport scatters but barely hits its mark
LA DUDES TURN
One of the riflemen pokes his head around the corner of the building
Another does the same as the machine gunner moves up
The machine gunner completely fails to hit anything
PROTECTORATE TURN
Zog riflemen shoot at the LA dudes
One shot finds its mark, instantly killing a dude
Zogal Trump moves up and trains his arm cannon on the machine gunner
His shot doesn't find its mark, so he tries to destroy the wall of ther building
He manages to bring down a brick which knocks him on the floor. FEAT FAILED
LA DUDES TURN
The rifleman tries to climb into the building to obtain the oil
However he is unsuccessful, and falls on his head, disrupted. FEAT FAILED
Shots ring out on the right flank, and one zog rifleman is killed
The machine gunner has another awful round of shooting
PROTECTORATE TURN
Zogal picks himself up and throws the brick that fell on him at the machine gunner, disrupting him.
He then executes the fallen rifleman with his heat sabre
A strike beacon is deployed on the left flank, the armoured NCO making a grab for the oil
Nothing is killed on the left. shots exchanged
LA DUDES TURN
The remarkably effective rifleman on the left kills the other zog. His kd is now 2-0
The machine gunner struggles to his feet...
And throws a grenade which brings wall rubble down on Zogal Trump, pinning him down. FEAT SUCCESSFUL
PROTECTORATE TURN
The NCO kicks down the door to the building, and sees the oil
She promptly grabs the carton
Zogal Trump, fed up of playing around, heaeves the rubble off himself and onto the machine gunner, finally killing him. FEAT CRIT SUCCESS
LA DUDES TURN
The really effective rileman hurdles his cover in order to attack the NCO...
But critfails and develops PTSD, throwing down his weapon and dissolving in a mess of tears and screams
The dude with the radio tries to get some backup, but his hunger pangs result in him ordering chinese food instead. FEAT FAILED
PROTECTORATE TURN
SHowing no mercy for the snivelling rifleman, the NCO promptly blasts him in half
Knowing all his comrades are dead, the last LA dude flees to report his findings to BUZZFEEDtm
PROTECTORATE VICTORY
END OF PART 1
Damn its been a long time, forgot how long it was to make one of these haha
The 2nd civil war
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The 2nd civil war
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Re: The 2nd civil war
It clearly says "04/06/2017"BakedSanta wrote:The year is 2149
Explain that!
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Re: The 2nd civil war
*looks around panicking* FUCKAnnoyedZebra wrote:It clearly says "04/06/2017"BakedSanta wrote:The year is 2149
Explain that!
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Re: The 2nd civil war
Nice battle report btw. I'm enjoying your stuff
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Re: The 2nd civil war
I alway enjoy reading battle reports, this was no exception.
I liked the look of the LA dudes, I was rooting for that guy who developped PTSD though...
I liked the look of the LA dudes, I was rooting for that guy who developped PTSD though...
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Thanks a lot man! Yeah, he was the only LA dude to kill anything this game haha, ill have him return next time...motorhead fan wrote:I alway enjoy reading battle reports, this was no exception.
I liked the look of the LA dudes, I was rooting for that guy who developped PTSD though...