The 2nd civil war

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The 2nd civil war

Post by BakedSanta » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:21 pm

The year is 2149
The Trump dynasty has ruled over America with an iron fist for decades, and now, Zogal Trump, 60th presrident iof the united states, leads the protectorate of Washington in their quest to stamp out political rivals in California.
Thousands of LA people have taken up arms in resistance of the Trump presidency. (unfortunately they kidnapped some Trump supporters to teach them how to use the guns) Oil has become a limited resource due to the removal of the middle east, so the Protectorate forces have fought many violent battles over the smallest supply.
A small group of LA dudes have found intel that would lead them to a small carton, but they are being closely followed....
Overwatch

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A small team consisting of 2 riflemen, an armoured NCO, an OMLT operative, and Zogal Trump himself have been dispatched to deal with the dudes.

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The oil is located in a logistics building in an abandoned industrial area

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Battle start!!

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PROTECTORATE TURN

Teleport beacons have been deployed in the area by the Protectorate

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The teleport was very accurate

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The second beacon is deployed...

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But the teleport is off and the second team is delayed

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The last teleport scatters but barely hits its mark

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LA DUDES TURN

One of the riflemen pokes his head around the corner of the building

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Another does the same as the machine gunner moves up

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The machine gunner completely fails to hit anything

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PROTECTORATE TURN

Zog riflemen shoot at the LA dudes

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One shot finds its mark, instantly killing a dude

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Zogal Trump moves up and trains his arm cannon on the machine gunner

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His shot doesn't find its mark, so he tries to destroy the wall of ther building
He manages to bring down a brick which knocks him on the floor. FEAT FAILED

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LA DUDES TURN

The rifleman tries to climb into the building to obtain the oil

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However he is unsuccessful, and falls on his head, disrupted. FEAT FAILED

Shots ring out on the right flank, and one zog rifleman is killed

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The machine gunner has another awful round of shooting

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PROTECTORATE TURN

Zogal picks himself up and throws the brick that fell on him at the machine gunner, disrupting him.

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He then executes the fallen rifleman with his heat sabre

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A strike beacon is deployed on the left flank, the armoured NCO making a grab for the oil

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Nothing is killed on the left. shots exchanged

LA DUDES TURN

The remarkably effective rifleman on the left kills the other zog. His kd is now 2-0

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The machine gunner struggles to his feet...

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And throws a grenade which brings wall rubble down on Zogal Trump, pinning him down. FEAT SUCCESSFUL

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PROTECTORATE TURN

The NCO kicks down the door to the building, and sees the oil

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She promptly grabs the carton

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Zogal Trump, fed up of playing around, heaeves the rubble off himself and onto the machine gunner, finally killing him. FEAT CRIT SUCCESS

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LA DUDES TURN

The really effective rileman hurdles his cover in order to attack the NCO...

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But critfails and develops PTSD, throwing down his weapon and dissolving in a mess of tears and screams

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The dude with the radio tries to get some backup, but his hunger pangs result in him ordering chinese food instead. FEAT FAILED

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PROTECTORATE TURN

SHowing no mercy for the snivelling rifleman, the NCO promptly blasts him in half

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Knowing all his comrades are dead, the last LA dude flees to report his findings to BUZZFEEDtm

PROTECTORATE VICTORY

END OF PART 1

Damn its been a long time, forgot how long it was to make one of these haha

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Re: The 2nd civil war

Post by AnnoyedZebra » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:23 pm

BakedSanta wrote:The year is 2149
It clearly says "04/06/2017"
Explain that!

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Re: The 2nd civil war

Post by BakedSanta » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:30 pm

AnnoyedZebra wrote:
BakedSanta wrote:The year is 2149
It clearly says "04/06/2017"
Explain that!
*looks around panicking* FUCK

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Re: The 2nd civil war

Post by AnnoyedZebra » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:43 pm

Nice battle report btw. I'm enjoying your stuff :)

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Re: The 2nd civil war

Post by motorhead fan » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:15 am

I alway enjoy reading battle reports, this was no exception.

I liked the look of the LA dudes, I was rooting for that guy who developped PTSD though... :cry:

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Re: The 2nd civil war

Post by BakedSanta » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:49 am

motorhead fan wrote:I alway enjoy reading battle reports, this was no exception.

I liked the look of the LA dudes, I was rooting for that guy who developped PTSD though... :cry:
Thanks a lot man! Yeah, he was the only LA dude to kill anything this game haha, ill have him return next time...
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