First BrikWars Smackdown

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First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby baconquistador » Thu May 25, 2017 6:02 pm

Hey everyone! This is my first battle and I'm SUPER happy that I've found a good use for old LEGOs and maniacal aggression.  :mel:

This battle is between the United Alien Peoples (championed by the heroic space knight Sir Chromesalot):
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Versus General Cheezes and his mercenaries:
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The UAP are tired of paying tribute and enduring forced cheese-taste-tests. They send a message to the mercs and arrange for a confrontation at the rocky plateau known as "Bank Hill".

(Please keep in mind my pics are more like a highlight reel of chaos, I wanted to move things along at a steady pace. My opponent is my younger brother [10 yrs] )

Overwatch:
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UAP rolled initiative and moved up. Sir Chromesalot did a rocket jump to the tower and the tusken/rokjaw tripped and fell on their critfail sprint rolls.
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The Cheez Mercs moved as well.
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UAP moves up again and this squibble jetpacks up to the roof.
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The UFO blasts the crap out of the merc hover bike, killing the pilot. FIRST BLOOD!!
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This merc blows out the windows of the sheriff's office and jumps in.
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The rest of the mercs scramble around getting cover behind LURPs. Cowards. :fist:
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The squibble flies the rest of the way up and prepares to load the cannon. All other troops manöver for the best angle of attack.
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The UFO pilot jumps out onto the roof and grabs some dynamite from the locker.
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The elf merc medic tries to revive the pilot but critfails.  :denied:
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General Cheezes snipes the tusken with his rifle. Kinda doubted that tusken was gonna hit anything anyway.
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The UFO takes revenge on the robot General with a laser to the chest. Critfail armor rolls = teeny blasted metal bits.
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The merc in the sheriff's office goes out the back door and promptly gets a 'nade dropped on him by the squibble. (cannon now loaded)
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With General Cheezes out of the way, Sir Chromesalot does a rocket jump over to the mercs...
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And slams, disrupting them both. [ FEAT SUCCESSFUL ]
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Here, the Greeble (yoda-head) murders the bankteller and tosses her body out the hole he made by blowing up the ATM.  :studgod:
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UAP troops advance.
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The merc tank shoots the rokjaw mercilessly in the crotch.
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It tries again on Sir Chromesalot, but he deflects it with ease.
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A merc shoots the Greenie in the back.  :umad:
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The squibble fires the cannon and kills the elf merc medic.
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Dynamite is dropped conveniently by the UFO pilot, blowing two mercs away. DOUBLE KILL!!
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Sir Chromesalot jumps onto the tank and decapitates the pilot. [ FEAT SUCCESSFUL ]
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He then engages the last merc on the field (Le Chef) but fails to kill him.
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Le Chef successfully runs away...
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...into the waiting arms of the Greeble.
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DECAPITATION EVERYWHERE!!  :studgod:  :owned:

Final overwatch:
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UAP win! Freedom! Death! Destruction! AND DEATH!!!
Hope y'all like it, sorry for the bizarre pic sizing.  :mrgreen:
Last edited by baconquistador on Fri May 26, 2017 7:20 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby TheVengefulOne » Thu May 25, 2017 8:45 pm

:excellent:
Blunt the swords and bend the figs!
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Chip the molds and crack the plates!
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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby Darkstorm » Fri May 26, 2017 9:51 am

The OT Nova Sword...
the TTSJs would wonder how you stole it... :lol:

anyway, 'twas a nice battle. very  :belushi:
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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby AnnoyedZebra » Fri May 26, 2017 10:38 am

Nice!

The pictures are tiny though
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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby TheVengefulOne » Fri May 26, 2017 4:40 pm

Darkstorm wrote:The OT Nova Sword...
the TTSJs would wonder how you stole it... :lol:

anyway, 'twas a nice battle. very  :belushi:
:guinness:


The Time-Traveling Super Anti-Defamation League would like a word with you.  :lol:
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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby baconquistador » Fri May 26, 2017 7:19 pm

TheVengefulOne wrote:
Darkstorm wrote:The OT Nova Sword...
the TTSJs would wonder how you stole it... :lol:

anyway, 'twas a nice battle. very  :belushi:
:guinness:


The Time-Traveling Super Anti-Defamation League would like a word with you.  :lol:


Oh ye of little faith. Twas foretold a hero in shining OT would come forth and claim that relic of ancient power to vindicate those under oppression and tyranny! Besides, I dare you to find a cooler-looking Hero to use it
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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby Darkstorm » Sat May 27, 2017 7:58 am

:iconcur:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby Darkstorm » Sat May 27, 2017 9:05 am

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Re: First BrikWars Smackdown

Postby Hiremas Alkerith » Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:37 am

Darkstorm wrote::iconcur:
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

:lol:


Lool  :D
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